Test it on the MILF neighbor

You look out the window and see your new neighbor, the freshly divorced Maura Stephens getting her mail.

You put the ring on and walk outside and greet her.

She smiles at you.

Strip topless and shove your clothes in the mailbox.

"How are you today?" you ask.

"Just fine," says Maura. "Could you hold these letters for a moment."

"Sure."

After she hands you the letters she starts to unbutton her sweater.

"Lovely day."

"Yes, isn't it. She removes her sweater and shoves it into the mailbox.

"How do you like the neighborhood?"

"Oh, I love it." She pulls her top off and shoves it into the mailbox. "Everything is so conveniently located to here." She unclasps her bra.

After she shoves her bra in the mailbox, she closes it, and you hand her the mail.

Suddenly, Maura realizes what she has done. She lets loose a funny squeal, drops her mail, and covers her breasts with her arms.