A Beautiful (But Erratic) Woman

What you see before you is quite a sight to behold! Standing amongst piles of books, old furniture, and bottles full of strange things is a woman with crazy hair and naturally beautiful features. She wears a long flowing skirt and a buttoned corset that you can’t help but notice is threatening to release her rather ample breasts from their hold. She attempts to smooth her skirt and pat down a portion of her wild hair before turning to you, fixing her face into a wide grin.

“Well hello! You must excuse me for my untidiness at the moment. It’s not very often that I get visitors out here! Please, come inside. Would you like to rest your feet?