Samus Wants More Upgrades

After what felt like hours alone in the fields, Samus realised the best way to pass more time - get more upgrades. But, being a cowtaur, she had no idea what would be suitable and what wouldn't. "Computer, are there any potential upgrades?"

This immediately resulted in a response from the AI. "Certainly Samus, there is the 'Rapid Pregnancy' upgrade, the 'Cow Vocabulary' and 'Not Enough Sex'".

Unsure of what some of them could even be, excitement took over Samus and she found herself demanding all of them. Dispensing the three chips, Samus didn't even check for what they looked like before inserting them into her suit.