Chapter 3
by 
Yelawolf
What
Black widow alt. Path
You stare at the costume that you just got hand delivered by a black UPS man. He eyeballs you wondering if this was the costume for you. You thought back on this purchase. It was supposed to be a black ninja outfit but instead, it seems you were sent a tight well designed black widow costume. You held it to your frame as the black delivery driver stares patiently at you.
"Are you going to sign for it or not? I got to take my kids out trick or treating later tonight." He said in tight brown shorts and a matching tee with the ups logo on the shoulder.
"Yeah... Yeah, I guess." You said absently minded. You were in total anger at the fuck up at the cheap china shop that you buy things from. This was great quality wear, but it was too feminine for you. You had a party to get tonight, but you couldn't go out looking like this. You sign the clipboard for the man getting paid decently.
The black man, with a name tag that read Matthew on his breastplate, said. "Hey, it seems like you forgot to pay for the shipping and handling fee."
"I don't have any more money." You said even though you did. You honestly didn't want to add more money to this horrendous costume idea.
"Well, either I take the costume back to headquarters," you knew you couldn't let him do that. This was the only costume you have at the moment during Halloween. "Or I'll pay for the outfit right here right now."
"And why would you do that for me?" You ask bewildered at the tall slightly overweight, overwork afro headed black man.
"If you get dressed in that cute black widow costume and let me watch. I'll pay you back by paying the fees. Is it a deal?"
