Bottomless Cup of Joe

The two women now stood at the very front of the stage, giving everyone an excellent view of Debbi’s exposed pudenda. “I’d ask that you all respectfully hold your questions until the Q & A period at the conclusion of the presentation. However, seem as how the pussy cat is out of the bag on this one, I’d be happy to clear up the confusion.” Diane spoke skillfully, as if there weren’t a half-naked woman to her right “Jumping ahead a little in the presentation, Debbi here is simply embodying one of the corner stones of our pitch to you, the bottomless cup of joe, a marketing campaign we think will help offset the cost of implementing our program.”

Murmurs broke out through the crowd, they were clearly intrigued. Debbi hated to pay that obnoxious woman any complement, but Diane sure was quick on her feet. Diane continued “This subscription service will be easily managed by our software, allowing your customers to pay a monthly fee, then drive up once a day and claim their included daily coffee. The system will keep track of whether today’s coffee has been redeemed, and when it's time to renew their subscription, even preloading the subscriber’s drink of choice into the system for fast & friendly service.” Diane beamed, while roars of applause broke out. She had successfully humiliated Debbi and also struck gold with a brilliant idea in one fell swoop.

The rest of the presentation was a blur for most of the audience, as they kept their eyes and attention transfixed on bottomless Debbi. Finally though, they reached the question period. Carol did her best fielding the numerous financial & operational questions, while dismissing the few inappropriate inquires like whether or not Debbi had a boyfriend, and if she waxed or shaved. For what would be the final question of the event she called on a tall man with dark black hair.

“Mark Peterson, Senior Manager of our flagship store, I’d like to think I have my finger on the pulse of this company, and after hear all that’s been said here today, I think I can say we're ready to move ahead with this partnership under one condition. Miss Debbi stays onboard to help launch the new program at our flagship store, and train my employees on the new system, so they can spread that knowledge throughout the company. What do you say?”

Diane snatched the microphone before Debbi could speak “Of course she will!”. The audience clapped and the three women other women on staged high-fived, while Debbi’s head fell into her hands, they’d stitched her up again!