This will work!

“Double Dick Moving Company? That isn’t copyrighted yet,” you laugh.

“I’ll be the model if you want…?”

“We’ve got a lot of other more important work to do, first!”

You are both breathing heavily.

“I had to move the chairs from my office…”

“…So I’ll have to sit in your lap?” You ask.

“Was going to say, ‘Sit on the table!’”

You straddle the sofa, pushing your legs apart as best as you can alone and snap a few more butt shots for her. “How are you going to properly clothe this ass?”

“Mmm, my wood is already at mahogany, I can’t get any harder. You are wasting your data, silly!”

“I’m on unlimited, so is my butt. You better get used to it!”

“Dang, okay! I saw something once I wouldn’t dare to wear outside. I expect you to report to HR once you get to the office, because I’m sure it’s not going to meet current uniform standards…should I estimate your size up or down?”