She is delivered

A box showed up on John's doorstep. He brought it inside and opened it to see the naked Kim inside, weapped in plastic with a blank look on her face.

He set her up in the living room. Now he just needed a stripper.

But rather than have a traditional stripper, he decided to make a celebrity his daughter, and make her a stripper.

He selected singer Beyonce.

Name: Beyonce Knowles-Carter

IQ: 111

Occupation: Singer

Nationality: African American

Measurements: 35-26-38

John also wanted an extremely smart nerdy daughter, but for fun he would make her curvy.

He selected young actress Peyton List.

Name: Peyton List

IQ: 120

Occupation: Actress

Nationality: American

Measurements: 33-23-33