Camila

Camila was walking down the street, when she saw Beyonce, now a cavewoman, being dragged into a nearby zoo. She was chained by her arms, legs, and neck. Several attendants were pulling her towards the entrance to the zoo.

Camila was an environmental activist, and quickly ran up to the officers. “Hold it, young lady!” one said. “We have a live, feral cavewoman over here!”

“So!?” said Camila. “That doesn’t mean that she should be chained up and put in a prison for entertainment! She deserves to live free in the wilderness!” Camila spat on one of the guards.

It was love at first sight for Beyonce. Inspired by Camila, she broke free from her chains and knocked the officers out cold. She lumbered over towards Camila, embraced her, and started making out with her. “Me want you!” she grunted. “Me want you!”

“Aww, you want to stay with me?” said Camila. “Well, if you’d like! My house is that way!” Beyonce pounded her chest and howled, before grabbing Camila in her arms and lumbering towards their mansion.