An unusual artifact recovered on a mission

In the middle of New York City, the sounds of gunfire, laser beams, fire, shouting and all other manner of chaos could be heard, as a battle between the X-Men and a wide plethora of villains and criminals took place. Several heroes and villains alike were there, Wolverine in the midst of a battle with Lady Deathstrike and Mystique. Telepaths and psychics like Jean Grey, Emma frost and Psylocke warding off attacks from all manner of sources. Cyclops leading the team and firing off bursts of energy, while various mutants like Jubilee, Rogue, Kitty Pryde and all other manner of mutants worked to defend against the waves upon waves of mercanaries and armed assailants.

The battle had begun due to some form of mysterious artifact in the form of what looked to be a white glowing ball, the energy readings coming off of it seemed to be off of the charts, enough to be detected by magic users and scientists all over the globe. That being said though, what the artifact actually did was still largely unknown, all that was known was that it was immensely powerful, with the effects of granting it’s user their greatest wishes, or their worst nightmares. Either way, the object was sought after by many, and it was more than clear - it couldn’t get into the hands of villains.

In the centre of the fray was X-23, also known as Laura Kinney, the Wolverine clone was dressed in her standard outfit, a leather pair of black, form-fitting pants that clung to her ass tightly, a tight black crop-top that covered up her B-Cup breasts, Laura having always been on the bottom-heavy side. Her outfit was finished off by her black choker, combat boots and chain belt with the standard red X-Insignia.

Of course, what the 5”1 girl didn’t seem to realise was that something was off about her outfit for this particular mission, as out of her leather pants poked some very embarrassing pink fabric. Due to the early-morning mission, in her rush to get up the ex-assassin had picked out some rather embarrassing panties. This particular pair had been a gag gift from her close friend (and perhaps even crush) Jubilee, a pair she had never had the misfortune of wearing before, in her rush though the Wolverine had picked the pair without noticing, unknowingly a slip-up that would lead to her downfall.

The cutesy pair happened to be a set of granny panties that were preposterously big, yet still somwhow managed to cling to the short girl incredibly tightly, it was likely that Jubilee had outright gotten them custom made for someone with a large ass, but tiny height. The effects of this of course was obvious, a natural wedgie the likes it was unlikely anybody had seen before, the issue of the panties somehow being incredibly tight, but also incredibly stretchy, practically reaching Laura’s stomach at this point, and due to her revealing outfit, and the way she had to keep tugging them to deal with the wedgie, they were practically visible for all to see at this point, and the final effect being it made Laura look adorably nerdy for an ex-assassin.

The designs themselves were adorable, cutesy cartoons of the A-**** and various X-Women patterning the cute fabric, and the purple waistband wasn’t safe either, as Jubilee looked to have personally inked on ‘Laura Kinney’ on the front waistband, and ‘Little Kitty’ on the back in sparkly pink glitter, incredibly eye-catching (and embarrassing) the second nickname likely being a teasing joke regarding the feral nature of Laura’s mutation. Not that the clone actually even realised the embarrassing panties she was wearing, or how visible they were at that. As the 18 year old was currently a whirlwind of blades, using both her foot-claws and regular claws in a flurry to cut down enemy after enemy, in the very centre of the conflict at this point. Of course, her job was made easier by the fact several of her foes seemed to be stopping to… Laugh at her?

Before she could question this though, her enhanced senses picked up a dark chuckle, and her green eyes widened as she noticed Mystique at the back of the enemy lines, the glowing white ball in hands as she seemed to be preparing something. With a feral growl, X began to charge, cutting down mercanaries by the dozen, (thankfully avoiding anything vital or too violent, as Logan had **** her to promise to do after she joined the X-Men) as she charged towards the blue-skinned supervillain.

Just as the orb glowed white, Laura charged forward, drop-kicking Raven backwards, although the other woman managed to keep her grip on the magic relic. “Put the orb down Mystique, I don’t want to have to hurt you.” She threatened, seeming to think she was being intimidating, and puzzling when the villain did nothing but laugh. “My, my, aren’t you just adorable…” She mocked, causing Laura to growl, “I think I have something personal just in store for a cute little thing like you…” She said, ominously.

“Wha-“ was all the Wolverine clone could get out, before the world turned white for a split-second, unknowingly changing Laura’s reality forever. Soon vision returned of course, and Mystique smirked, brandishing the orb once more, “Now then, time to end this battle once and for al- AGH!” The woman was interruped by a roundhouse kick from the clone, knocking her out cold. Even with her skeleton not being coated in adamantium, Laura’s claws were, meaning punches and kicks from her were still devastating, even while her claws were sheathed, not even with her healing factor could the villain avoid being knocked ****.

The clone quickly scooped up the orb, before retreating to the back-lines near the Blackbird, the X-Men’s personal jet. Without their commanders, the X-Men were quick to win the battle, Wolverine having taken down Deathstrike the moment Mystique left her. When all was said and done, the blue-skinned woman continued to smirk in Laura’s direction, even as she was hauled off by the police, putting the mutant assassin on edge.

“I trust you’ll know what to do with this?” Laura asked, handing over the orb to Illyana Rasputin, also known as Magik, the X-Men’s main magic user.

“I’ll make sure its tended to.” She replied, before walking off, likely teleporting back to Limbo, her own realm of magic. As she did though, the blonde inspected the relic with her magic before grinning and turning back to Laura, who looked to be boarding the X-Jet with the rest of X-Men now, pink grannies on display all the while. “Damn, that is a very good wish.” She chuckled to herself, before leaving.

Mystique had used the relic to place a rather unfortunate curse on the Wolverine clone, without her even knowing. And the effects, well, they were interesting to put it lightly.

What happened to Laura:

• Bad luck curse - somehow, without fail, Laura will be unable to make it a single day without some form of embarrassment, whether that be a wardrobe malfunction leaving her nude, or in nothing but her panties and bra, ending up slipping up on a mission, and ending up dangling from a pole by her panties, or anything else along those lines. The clone’s luck will be well and truly awful from now on, but only when it comes to embarrassment.

• Nerd syndrome - even with her fearsome reputation, Laura will forever be seen as the biggest target in the future for bullies, pranks, supervillains wanting someone to publicly embarrass or take as a hostage, and any other manner of humiliation. Humiliating Laura will be seen as the coolest thing someone could possibly do. People will often slip into her room and replace her wardrobe while she’s away, meaning she’ll likely having nothing to wear but embarrassing outfits, not to mention the nerdiest and dorkiest panties and bras imaginable, maybe even having to wear training bras, and that’s if she’s allowed to wear clothes at all.

• Incontinence - while it may not take effect immediately, Laura’s continence has been effected by the curse, and in the future, each and every time she has an accident, (either bladder or bowels) she will become less and less potty trained, to the point that she won’t even realise she’s wet or messed herself eventually.

All in all, Laura’s reputation is soon to be taking a plunge, especially with Magik not even warning the girl of her new ‘condition’, but the question remains, does Laura even make it through the plane ride back to the Xavier Institute before her humiliation starts?