Baka beating

You chuckle mirthfully as the fuming young man. "Ah, you must be Ganju, Kukaku-hime's told me all about you." Misinterpreting your slightly sarcastic tone for awe, Ganju puffs his chest out. "So, you've heard of my exploits then!" Forgeting his anger for the moment, Ganju laughs heartedly. "Ha Ha Ha, my awsomeness is legendary!!"

"Er....yes.." You take a step back away from the preening baka while Kukaku chuckles darkly. "Oh yeah, the legendary IDIOT!!" And with a punch rivailing Tsunades strength, Kukaku floors ganju. "You've got ALOT of nerve talking to my husband like that you simpleton!!" Ganju picks himself off the ground, and threw puffy swollen lips manages to squeek out. "B-But Nii-sama!! H-He's just useing you!!"

Kukaku's twitching face turns to an icey glare. "How is he useing me? Hmm? Has he been useing me by spending his OWN money to help our clan? Or has he been useing me by loveing me for who I am, dispite my disability? Is it the total trust he shows me? The unconditional friendship and love he burys me with? Stop me if I'm wrong here.."

Ganju gulps loudly. "B-But...he's a shinigami..." You place a hand on Kukaku's shoulder to calm her. "Ganju, I know you dont like soul reapers.." He stamps his foot. "You got that right ya ass hole!" You chuckle slightly. "Not all soul reapers are like the ones who killed your brother, some are pretty ok people ya just gotta give em a chance."

He seems to think for a second before jabing his finger at you. "OK! I'm gunna give ya a chance! BUT, you gotta let my gang hang here AND...pay my tab." You Pip and Kukaku face fault at the stupidity of his request. "Johnny-kun, you had best be on your way, Pip-chan and I have to teach some...'manners' to your new brother in law."

Pip nods in agreement. "Oui, Ziz idot must be...properly...taken care uf." You chuckle playfully as the two girls crack their knuckles and glare at a terrified Ganju. "Ok you two, but dont so anything...perminante to the baka, ok?" And after giveing a kiss to the cheek to each of the girls, you walk off to the sounds of high pitched girly screams comeing from a cartoonish dust clowd.

Walking out towards the water, you spy what seems to be a curseing and grumbleing head sticking out of the sand. "M-Milla Rose-chan?" Said head breaks out of its funk and looks up at you. "Oh thank KAMI, John-kun, help me out of this mess would ya!?" You blink owlishly for a moment before knealing down. "How'd you get yourself into this mess?"

Milla starts to thrash and curse. "It that skank Appaci!! I take a SIMPLE little nap, and she BURY'S me in the sand!!" After helping her out of her tomb, Milla looks to you with a teary guaze. "Y-You'll help me get back at her...wont you John-kun?"