Sounds good

The next day was a blur. Alice had dropped another two inches over night, and Jen had picked them up. Sam’s appearance had been altered further. His hair ran down the length of his back, and he’d lost the rest of his body hair entirely. By now the news had picked up on the dead certainty that people were changing, though none understood why. The leading theory was that there was either a glitch with the nanites or that it was some sort of dormant program that was locked on a timer or until a critical mass of the population could be affected.

Official authorities assured everyone that the changes seemed to be purely physical in nature, and to remain calm while these changes and the underlying causes were assessed, and that the best course of action was to continue with daily life until a solution could be found.

This reassured no one.

Or at least very few. Online forums were alight with conspiracy theories and wild speculation that were sprinkled with actually factual, surprisingly accurate information. One message board user for instance, correctly identified all 6 of the categories Tom had created within twelve hours of the changes beginning. Every single webpage was talking about “the changes” as they came to be called(because people are super unoriginal). Within hours there were fraudulent remasculization pills on the market, with frantic men by the thousands at least willing to try them.

Most people had **** but to follow the official advice and keep going to work.