One More Thing

"Buck-awk!" the chickenified Selena cried. I had nearly forgotten about her.

"Oh. And you two will ignore Selena. As far as you know, she is an actual chicken. Furthermore, Kate, anytime you try to flirt with Christina, all you will be able to say is 'I'm a horny stupid slut', and you will not know why you are saying that but you will feel horny and embarrassed."

Selena the chicken snuggled her head against my leg.

"Aww," I said, stroking her hair. "Is my chicken horny?"

"Buk bawk..." Selena flapped her arms sadly.