Tries To Fight Back

“Get off me you crazy bitch,” I shouted at her while shaking around and trying to get her off of me by holding onto her hands. But somehow, she managed to hold on. After a few seconds I felt the weight was too much and that I would fall over if I didn’t do something to support our weight. So I let go of her hands and placed mine on her thighs, lifting her up before I fell backwards and crushed her. In hindsight it was the worst thing I could’ve done. With her hands free, she managed to snake them around my neck in what was probably the sloppiest chokehold in history. Unfortunately for me, I did not know any martial arts, so my counter was just pawing uselessly at her arms trying to get her to let go.

“Looks like I’ve got you! Who’s the bitch now huh?”

I really would’ve loved to have a clever comeback prepared, but at that point I was busy trying to keep Judy at bay. But my legs were starting to give out, and she didn’t make it easy by flailing around behind me, trying to shake me left and right like I was some sort of ragdoll. I tried spinning around to generate enough speed to throw her off, but it was to no avail. Before long I was dizzy and my legs gave out on me as I fell onto my back with her behind me, cushioning my landing. She let out a loud ‘Oof’ upon impact.

This was embarrassing. A 35-year-old milf had immobilized me for the better part of a short sparring session. I was angry and humiliated and frankly exhausted and dizzy. I wanted ****. I rolled over and tried to get up as quick as I could, which admittedly was much slower than I wanted. I made it up at the same time she did, and she looked pissed off. I was intimidated by the look she gave me, like she was the predator preparing to conquer a particularly tough prey. I had to put an end to her attitude once and for all. I threw a punch at her.

Unfortunately she saw it coming from a mile away and managed to duck under it, leaving me to make a full turn as I caught nothing but air. She then caught me in a sort of bear hug from behind and ran forward, ramming me headfirst into the glass wall at the edge of the room, before pulling me and throwing me backwards to my back.

Before I could process what had just happened, I saw her figure jumping up above me and landing her ass straight on my belly, taking all the breathe out of me. She tried to grab a hold of my hands, grunting furiously in the meantime. Before long she had a hold of both my hands, but despite how tired I was, I was able to keep her from pinning them down. Slowly I got my arms up a centimeter at a time, until I had enough leverage to move up so I was sitting up with her still trying desperately to hold me back. The tides were turning in my favor, and it was time to put Judy in her place.

And then the bitch did it. She headbutted me. I fell to my back once again. As I opened my eyes back up I could see she was in as much pain as I was, but that was all she needed to finally slam my hands down to the ground. I could see the look of shocked contempt on her face. A gleeful bitchy smirk that said ‘I can’t believe I just beat you.’ I wanted nothing more than to wipe that smirk off her face. But right now I couldn’t do anything except lay down and recover. I let her have her temporary win while planning for mine. I knew I had to act quick. My face was red, breathe heavy. I was almost out of it after the headbutt. Meanwhile she still looked fresh. Sure she was sweating, and I was starting to hear her breathing, but she was in much better condition. This was surely my last stand.