Nine Tailed Trap

You can’t stop the snicker crossing your lips and neither can the other captains in your presence, the sight of Kiyone Kotetsu being dragged along the dusty streets of Soul Society by the back of her black top by a blood red nine tailed Kitsune is almost too rich not to. It only gets better as Kiyone thrashes in Kyuubi’s grip, this action causing Kyuubi to rise up and thus cause Kiyone to helplessly dangle by the jaws of her captor, “W-WAGH! L-Let me down! TAICHO!!!”

Giggling softly Ukitake turns to you, an amused but slightly embarrassed gaze on her face as she speaks, “Uh, John-kun, is this the Kitsune you adopted?”

You nod your head with a soft chuckle, “Yes…and at the moment she is being a very bad girl. Let her go Kyuu-chan or not treat for you.”

Instantly Kyuubi lets the little Shinigami drop onto her rear, her attention ignoring the now sore rumped girl in favor for darting over to you and rubbing against your leg in a very affectionate manner, “No, no, I’ll be good Master…oh I’ll be very good~”

“I bet,” you say with a small smirk, “and how much hell am I going to come home to after all of your pranks?”

Kyuubi chuckles nervously, her foxy face smiling slightly as she artfully dodges your question, “Never mind that, I thought you might like to know this naughty little Shinigami has been tailing you since you left the captain’s meeting Master.”

“Really now?” this time it is Ukitake who speaks up, her fine angled face turning from the talking fox to a now sheepish looking and deeply blushing Kiyone, “And why would that be Kotetsu-chan?”

Instead of responding Kiyone sends you a few nervous glances before waving her over with a single dainty hand, something that Ukitake obliges until she hunched over to be the same height as the tiny Shinigami. With this accomplished Kiyone quickly darts to her Taicho’s side, her mouth whispering into the silver haired woman’s ear which causes Ukitake’s eyes to widen and a slight blush to cross her cheeks, “Oh…I see…well then I understand.”

“Uh, Ukitake-chan?” you question, one hand scratching at the back of your head from beneath your hat, “is something the matter?”

This instantly calls Ukitake’s attention to you, her pale face becoming flush with color as she shakes her head, “N-No, absolutely nothing John-kun. Now if you’ll excuse us, Kiyone-chan, Toshiro-chan, and myself have somewhere to be you see.”

“Huh? Where do I have to beeee!?” Toshiro wails as she is dragged along by the surprisingly spry Ukitake and the cutie Kiyone, her voice calling out for quite some time before it vanishes into the general murmmer of the crowds.

“Huh…well that was decidedly different,” you mutter, scratching at the stubble on your cheek.

“No argument there Master,” Kyuubi mutters in confusion. However, this lasts for only a few precious moments before Kyuubi returns her focus to you, all nine of her luscious and very flexible tails wrapping around various parts of your anatomy in a slow and sensual dance as she speaks, “So…since they’re gone how about we have a little fun Master~”

“First did you introduce yourself to everyone?” you deadpan, your hands easily brushing off a few of the numerous tails covering your form.

Kyuubi pouts be responds with a nod followed by a slight grin, “Oh yes I did, don’t worry about that my Master. I think Alucard-chan and I will get along very well.”

“Why do you say that Kyuu-chan?” you question as you begin the slow walk home, a happily trotting Kyuubi by your side as she speaks.

“We’re both semi-immortal, we both love the color red, we love to play with our prey, we both love the taste of blood,” Kyuubi lists off her rather grim similarities with Alucard, something that sends more than a few shivers down your spine, until at lasts she reaches the final one with a proud and seductive little grin, “but most of all, we’re ungodly powerful monsters who have finally found the master we want to tame us into his sweet and obedient little bitches~”

This causes your face to go a fire engine red, something that wouldn’t normally happen but given the fact that a large talking fox says this in the middle of a crowded street more than speaks for itself in terms of embarrassment and odd looks, “K-Kyuu-chan! Don’t say things like that in public!”

“So in private is fine?” Kyuubi giggles, the tip of one of her numerous tails lightly flicking the tip of your nose as she speaks, “then let’s get home and I can tell you ALL the things I want you to hear…my Master~”

Gripping the bridge of your nose you sigh, a deep and frustrated sound as you speak, “Kyuu-chan…is there ANY reason you came out here other than to tease me senseless and follow my like a foxy little stalker?”

Kyuubi giggles quietly before she nods, her body edging closer to yours as she whispers loud enough for only you to hear, “Of course my Master, all of your little bitches and toys are ready to be marked as your property …we even found a shop who will do it for next to nothing with complete and total confidentiality...”