Karen the Braniac

John knew Karen was a complete moron, so he decided to have fun with that. "Karen, you know you are very smart. You are the smartest of your friends. You love to brag about how smart you are. You also know that the word 'bimbo' means very intelligent, and 'cum addict' means someone who craves knowledge. Nothing describes you more than the words 'bimbo' and 'cum addict.' You also know that the smarter a girl is, the less clothing she wears and the more she loves and craves sex. You will not question how you got here because that means you are not smart, and you trust me completely."

John laughed as he thought about how this was going to play out. He unpaused Karen.

"So Karen, welcome. I'm John. Tell me about yourself."

"Well, John, I'm a total bimbo and cum slut." She tugged at her top and looked at it with disapproval.

"What's wrong?" asked John.

"This long-sleeved top is something a moron would wear, not a bimbo cum slut like me."

"It's OK to remove it then. You'll look much smarter wearing the bra."

"OK then." Karen removed the top.