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Dave and Jenny were in love.

It was the kind of love that was fireworks in the sky and sappy love songs every moment they were together and they both knew it was destined to last forever! The burgers and fries on the table in front of them were still in the their wrappers and were being mostly ignored as the two expressed their love for each other physically, much to the discomfort of the patrons around them. It seemed they couldn't go anywhere without their passions exploding. It was that kind of love.

The had met here between classes to spend some together-time and get some lunch, the first part they were achieving magnificently as their food slowly cooled on the table. They hadn't seen each other all day and their lips were catching up for lost time.

Most of the people in the restaurant were actively trying to ignore them and were focused on their conversations or food, except for one.

If they had happened to be looking up at this exact moment, however, they would have noticed a middle-aged woman dressed like an angry librarian from the 1950s standing near the door with an absolutely disgusted expression on her face as she stared directly at them. As a sneer began to slowly work its way onto her features she slowly raised her hand which was grasping what appeared to be a simple wooden stick.

But they weren't looking up.

Eyes closed, lips locked, tongues playfully exploring the recesses of each other's mouths, Dave and Jenny were in a passionate world of their own. Jenny ran her fingers through Dave's hair as his right hand slowly ran up her body until it was cupping her left breast over her pink tank-top and hesitated. She felt a double rush of excitement at both the intimate contact and the knowledge that it was only now that Dave was realizing she wasn't wearing a bra.

She felt him smile slightly as he ran his thumb over her hardening nipple and redouble his passionate kiss. And then the waves hit them.

The two felt the first wave of light hit them full in the face, but they were so caught up in the moment they barely took notice thinking it was just those fireworks in their head so many bad poet write about. A second wave hit them, this time it was centered around Dave's hand as it cupped Jenny's breast. Out of reflex he tried to move it away but found it seemed to be stuck fast where it was.

"Whaaa?" Dave said as Jenny gasped at the tugging sensation at her boob. As they tried to move their faces apart they found their lips were now stuck together in random spots, as if someone had placed dot of glue on each of them just before they kissed.

"Wha thuh fuuh?" Jenny exclaimed as she tried to pull away from Dave, her lips stretching uncomfortably.

"Geh offf!" Dave said in a panicked voice as he tried to pull his hand away.

"Ahh Caaahnd!" Jenny responded in a shrill, equally panicked squeal.

Then the third wave hit them and their faces were yanked back together, their lips completely sealed to each other.

"MMMMMMM!" They both screamed in unison as they stared in shock into each other's wide eyes.

The other patrons around them redoubled their attempts to ignore them, believing this to be a crescendo to their passion.

As Dave and Jenny tried desperately to separate their mouths the woman in the ankle-length brown tweed skirt approached and rapped the stick in her hand on the the table top nearly knocking over one of the sodas. Both Dave and Jenny jumped and stopped their struggles for a moment as they looked side-long into a face that was practically glowing with righteous pride.

"May the Heavenly Father forgive you for you're lustful ways and sinful behavior." She smiled smugly. "Because I certainly won't!"

With that she turned on her heel and stalked out of the McDonald's.

Jenny, a little quicker on the uptake, was the first to realize that that unpleasant woman had something to do with her current predicament and reached out a hand to her receding back.

"MMMMMMMMM!" She called after her but she was gone.

Dave began running his free hand over the union of their lips, probing where their flesh was joined while tugging gently at his other hand. Jenny could feel the pull on her breast as he tried to pull his hand away as if someone had poured crazy glue on them and it had instantly soaked through her top. With a powerful heave Dave tried to pull his hand back and Jenny winced at the uncomfortable sensation of having her breast violently yanked.

"MMMM!" She scolded him through sealed lips as her hand flew up and gripped his wrist.

"Mmmm.." Dave apologized with a sheepish grunt, trying to communicate his contriteness with his eyes.

"Mmm... Mmmm mmmmm.." Jenny said as she explored the fusion of their lips with her fingers. She tried to **** one between them first but found that the bond was too strong to allow any penetration of their bond. She then cupped Dave's chin and tried to push him away, their lips stretching as she applied more and more strength but eventually their flesh had reached its maximum stretch and their lips were still no closer to being unstuck from each other.

"Ummmph!" They grunted in unison as their faces snapped back together.

Frustrated by the defeat of separating her mouth from his Jenny turned her attention to Dave's hand where it cupped her breast. First she tried prying each individual finger away one by one but they seemed as bonded as their lips. She then grabbed him around his wrist and pulled as she tried to peel his palm off of her breast, all the while making little "Mmm! Mmph!" noises as she grunted with the exertion. None if it seemed to be doing any good, though, even when Dave started helping by bracing his other hand on her shoulder and backwards. Eventually the strain of her sensitive skin being pulled at became too much and she let go of his wrist and put her hand over his, pulling it back against her as a signal to stop.

Whatever this was holding them together was just too strong to simply pull apart.

"Mmmmmmm..." They moaned together in despair. Here they were, stuck together by the lips and breast in the middle of a McDonnalds with no hope of getting unstuck from each other by themselves.

What were they going to do?