Shopping

John was driving to the shopping mall where Olivia was at, when he saw a wedding happening at a church that happened to be across the street. He walked into the store and hypnotized Olivia. “Olivia, you absolutely adore and worship me with all of your being, and dote on me and my children relentlessly.”

He snapped his fingers to wake her up, and he immediately proposed to her. She squealed with delight. “Oh, my darling! Of course I accept! I accept!”

John smiled, and then heard Alexandra pouting behind him. “What is it, sweetie?” he asked her. She said, “Like, but, I love you too Daddy! I wanna marry you!”

John wiped a tear from Alexandra’s cheek and said, “Oh, princess, of course I’ll marry you. I can marry both you and Olivia in the same service. You’ll both be my wives!”

Alexandra giggled. “Like, thanks Daddy!”

John quickly prepared the grandest, sexiest, tackiest wedding imaginable on the church across the street.