Mommy?

"Mommy?" you say hesitantly.

Rebecca's mom beams.

"Oh, you are so precious. You have all of my blessings. Welcome to the family!" Rebecca's mom says, but then hesitates. "I mean if Rebecca accepts that is."

She turns the camera to her dughter, and you ask Rebecca to marry you in such an awkward way, it makes you physically cringe. To your delight, she accepts enthusiastically.

"We had better go. It's been hours!" Rebecca exclaims. "I love you, and I'll text you before bed. We need to start making arrangements!"

"Say goodnight to Mommy, " Rebecca says, turning the computer back to her radiant mother.

"Um, good night...Mommy," you say hesitantly.

"Oh, good night, Sweet Boy," She responds.

Later, when you are in bed, Rebeccah texts you.

"You did it, Sweet Boy! You didn't screw up!"

"Sweet Boy?"

"LOL, that's your name now. Don't be surprised if Mommy calls you that from now on."