Of course not!

There is no way you are going to tell this woman that you watch porn compulsively, and that most of it is pretty perverted and kinky. You can feel sweat beading on your upper lip.

"Of course not, ma'am!" you warble. Your voice catches in your throat, and in your ears, you couldn't sound guiltier.

She sits back, assessing you for a moment with her perfectly sculpted eyebrow raised.

"Hmm, are you a dirty little masturbator?" she asks. She looks to her side, to where Rebeccah is sitting and gives her a warning look.

"Well?" she asks. The little, secret smile is back at the corner of her mouth.