Learning the Lore of Hellsing

With a heavy hearted sigh you idly twirl your cane through your fingers, the finely polished raven black wood rolling through your fingers in a graceful spin before sliding into the underarm of your coat, “Well, the story all starts with one hell of a first encounter…”

As you walk the halls of the massive facility with the Hellsing girls and mercenaries you tell them your long and complicated story, from the moment you met Rangiku, Renji, and the rest all the way until you arrived in the Hellsing dimension. You gracefully skirt around the more detailed and torrid aspects of your relationships with the women in your life but it does little to quell the listeners imaginations, even the normally pale Alucard seems to blush slightly as her grin grows ever larger at the prospect of bedding you. With your story complete you let loose a tired sigh, one hand scratching the back of your neck as you speak, “and then you showed up Ms. Hellsing with the Valentine sisters…I’m sorry if I went a bit fast but as I said, it is a very long story…”

“N-No,” Integra mutters, her white gloved hand pushing her glasses further up her nose so as to hide the light pink tone to her cheeks, “thank you for sharing Mr. Genryusai…and please, call me Integra.”

Chuckling a bit you smile, nodding your head as you speak, “Of course Integra-chan, but only if you call me John or Johnny.”

Integra gives you a sideways smile, a sly and somewhat hidden smirk as she speaks, “Of course John…now since we’ve had our fill of questions please, feel free to ask your own.”

Glancing around the group of girls your eyes settle on the tall and lanky Rip as well as the two Valentine sisters, their presence within the group seeming to be a bit of an X-factor which prompts you to ask, “Well…I don’t meant to be rude but Rip-chan, Jan-chan, and Luka-chan all seem a bit…well, out of place here…”

“Acht, Zat iz a long story as vell Jahn,” Rip sighs, her head leaning to the side slightly so as to rest upon the large barrel of her gun, “but, in ze simplest terms…it vould be ze vault of Alucard.”

“Y-yeah,” Jan mutters, her body shivering a bit as she cast a worried glance over towards the grinning woman, “that bitch is fucking persuasive as hell…”

“If by persuasive you mean enslaved us through our blood then you would be correct sister,” Luka sighs, one finger gently pushing her glasses up her nose as she speaks, “you see, Rip, Jan, and myself were once members of the Major’s army and we were soundly defeated…moments before being eaten by Alucard.”

“Eaten?” you mumble in surprise, your gaze swiftly turning to the simply beaming Alucard as you mutter, “is this true Alucard-chan?”

Alucard chuckles darkly before nodding her head, a dangerous but seductive glint in her eye as she speaks, “blood is the currency of the soul John and as a vampire, if I drain enough of it then that soul becomes mine and I can do with it whatever I like. Personally, I like to use them as fully manifested familiars. They have flesh, blood, and wills of their own but, to put it simply, their souls are mine.”

“Th-That is very…pleasant to know Alucard-chan,” you mutter as you feel Luppi and Star tremble against you, the brightly gleaming fangs of Alucard shining with the barest of light and sending a shiver down your spine as you contemplate whether or not the seductive vampiress wants to fuck you, eat you, or both at the same time.

Turning away from the smiling Alucard you cast a glance to the blond haired angel walking by her side, the shy young woman glancing from you to the floor every so often which prompts you to speak, “And Seras-chan, what about yourself?”

Giving a quick little eep Seras looks up toward you, her pale cheeks turning a bit red as she stutters, “M-Me?” After receiving a slight nod from you Seras takes a slow breath, her stuttering coming under control which is more than can be said for the bright scarlet on her face, “After being fatally wounded by a gunshot I was transformed into a fledgling vampire by my mistress, Alucard. After that it was only natural that I repay the kindness by following in her footsteps and joining the Hellsing organization…”

You give Seras a charming little smile, something that nearly shatters her calm exterior as her blush deepens, “interest, thank you for sharing Seras-chan.”

“N-No problem…Johnny,” Seras mutters quietly, her beautiful ocean blue eyes turning away as her fingers begin to fiddle with one another.

Moving on from the cute little display you change your gaze to Integra once more, the fine silver haired woman looking upon you with a curious eye, “Do you have any further questions John?”

“No, not really,” you admit, your fingers idly stroking the Zanpakuto in your grip as you speak, “except where exactly are we going?”

Integra chuckles slightly as she waves a hand to a door you are quickly approaching, “right here John.” Before you can say another word Integra takes a few quick strides forward, her long legs easily crossing the distance in little time moments before she swings the door wide open and casually waves you in, “Welcome to Hellsing…”