The toy store

You genuinely wouldn't have thought life could get any better than living with the two girls that were eager to get you and each other off in any way you could imagine.

But then you found yourself sitting on the edge of the bed, watching lesbian porn, listening to the two of them discussing the finer details of licking and sucking your balls, and putting their theories to the test.

Why did they have to learn about sucking your balls from porn? You should have taught them that days ago. Either way, they had certainly figured it out. Life was never going to get better than this.

After watching them share another load of your cum, it was time to get your day started.

You told the girls, "I have to make a few phone calls this afternoon." You had applied for a few jobs online, and one had offered a phone interview. Not to brag, but you were pretty sure the interview was going to go well.

"We are going to go do some shopping anyway."

"Oh yeah, where are you going?"

"There's this store across town. They sell toys... you know, sex toys."

You considered this new development and came to a conclusion, "take my credit card."

Indeed, your phone interview did go well. "I think I would be the best person for this position... I think the high end of that pay scale would be appropriate... I think a signing bonus would make sense for a hire like this... I think working remotely would be the best solution."

You had a one-on-one with your new manager too, "I think those duties would be best assigned to another person... No, I think it makes sense for me to skip that meeting... I think you shouldn't worry about my progress, I will be fine."

You also called the house owner and asked for some extra linens. He was surprisingly accommodating without any suggestions from you. You were feeling generous, so you offered to pay handsomely for them. It was the least your could do, considering the discount he was giving you.

Just after you hung up, you got an alert from your credit card company, "Unusual account activity: Seaside Novelties". You looked at the transaction details: good thing you asked for that signing bonus.

You stood up and remembered there was one more piece of business to take care of. You laid down on the couch and said, "I think chafing heals more quickly for people in this house." There, that felt temporarily worse, but hopefully better in the long run.

The girls finally returned carrying two bags full of... whatever they had managed to find.

Lily handed you a box, "we got you this."

You looked at your gift, "the 'Handy Thrills Pocket Pussy'," you looked at Lily suspiciously and said unconvincingly, "thanks."

She shrugged, "it seemed rude not to get something for you, and that's all they really had for guys."

You were far more interested in the haul Emma was unpacking on the coffee table. She pulled out box after box of interesting looking devices.

She saw you looking, "the woman at the shop was super helpful."

You wondered if sex toy sellers work on commission. If so, the saleswoman's day was going almost as well as yours.

Lily saw a box appear, "that one! I want to try that one!" You watched her frantically unbox something called The Gratifier clitoral vibrator.

Emma revealed a larger box, "this is the one that plugs in, right?" The Magic Massager.

Lily looked, "yeah I think so."

"Plugs in?"