Badly but A+ for effort.

Ethan exited his office stretching his arms, he hated working on spreadsheets, the math alone made his head swim.

He wondered if Nejire or Wanda would be available for cuddling.

Ethan stopped when a knife was thrown at the wall right next to his head, he turned and two more knives embedded themselves into his shirt, but they struck through the shirt and into the wall behind him, pinning him.

He then felt a knife pressed against his neck, not enough to make him bleed thankfully, Yor was looking at him with the same look she has whenever she's in her assassin mode.

He stayed still as she pressed the knife against his neck a bit more. "Now Mr. Kenway." She spoke in a calm but slightly alluring tone, he notice she was wearing her Thorn Princess dress, she looked absolutely amazing.

He was a bit scared but knew the collar and chip wouldn't let her hurt him.

"Would you give me the pleasure of giving me a kiss?"

Ethan felt all fear leave his body and it was replaced with disbelief and confusion.

"... Yor are you trying to flirt or seduce me because... It's a bit over the top." Ethan deadpanned with a blank expression.

Yor's facade broke and she pulled away covering her face, which turned beet red. "I'm so sorry I'm a horrible ****, I don't even know how to seduce you." Yor said in despair.

Ethan simply pulled the knives off the wall and puts them down, he pulls her into a hug. "I kinda expected you to try but never expected this." Ethan laughed as he rubbed her head.

"I never seduced a man before..." Yor whined.

"Well... You somewhat succeeded, that face you have when you were pressing your knife against my neck, hmm sexy." He whispered into her ear.

Yor blushed and looks down. "Thank you Mr. Kenway."

"Call me Ethan." Ethan told her as he cups her cheek. "Tell you what, I'll give you that kiss since you asked so nicely." Yor let out a surprise squeak when he pressed his lips against hers, her lipstick tasted like strawberries surprisingly.