Tobi is a good girl

As your eyes focus in, you notice that you seem to be in a booth, with Luppi snuggleing into your shoulder Black Star snoozeing in the chair next to you proping her head up with her hand. Curseing loudly Luppi squeeks in alarm and with a loud crack Black Star's head slams into the table.

"Owie! Owie! Owie!" Star-chan rubs the comicly large lump on her forehead, while Luppi notices who she was snuggleing up to. "J-John-kun!? It is you!" She squeels happly before launching herself at your neck hugging you tightly, alittle TO tightly. As your face starts to turn blue, Star-chan cracks her in the head. "OI! You trying to strangle him!?"

You chuckle abit while rubbing your neck. "Thanks Star-hime." She squeeks abit before turning scarlet. "Y-Your welcome John-koi..." Luppi grumbles abit before looking around. "John-kun, where are we?" You sigh abit. "We...are currently in my mindscape, which for some reason acts like a waystation for when ever I use the urn."

Star blinks owlishly for a moment before picking up a familiar yellow cane. "John-kun, what's this?" Spying her prize your hand shoots down to where you SHOULD have Kaiten Kyokotsu, SHOULD bieng the key word. "Um....technically that IS my zanpakuto, or I should say that's my second zanpakuto."

Luppi gasps in alarm, while Star-chan only looks confused. "Let me explain...."After going in to your current headaches with Urahara, Both of the girls break out in rackus laughter. "Oh...Oh kami...that's so FUNNY!!" Star-chan quivers in laughter. Luppi places a sleved hand on your shoulder. "Poor John-kun, I shall place a rose on your grave stone."

You slap your hand on the table. "WHAT!? What the heck are you going on about!?" Star-chan gives you a playfull smirk. "What Luppi-chan means is, Yoruichi-sama is going to MURDER you!" As the two knuckle heads laugh at your misfortune a loud banging noise comes from a darkened corner of the bar.

"What was that?!" Soon you and your two companions zip out of the booth and run over to where the noise came from. You scratch your head in confusion as you find a strange and crude sign hanging over a door that seems to say Tobi's room. "What in the hell?" Star and Luppi peak out from either side of you and stare at the door.

"W-what's going on John-kun?" You look down to Luppi and give her a comforting smile. "Dont know, but dont worry you two. What ever this is I'll protect you." Luppi and Star-chan sigh happly as they snuggle close to you, but before you can say anything else. You hear what seems to be an echo of your very words comeing from behind the door.

Steeling your nerves, you press on and open the door to 'Tobi's' room. The sight that greets you as you open the door is the LAST thing you'd ever think of seeing. A rather young and trim looking girl in a form fitting black body suit seems to be sitting indian style watching a tv, and shoveling Ritz crackers into her mouth.

NORMALY this wouldnt be all that odd, but said tv seems to be playing events from your life. Right now infact your stareing at three tiny versions of you Luppi and Star-chan. The strange young girl squeeks in alarm and turns around. Expecting to find a face, your insted treated to a pair of soft and supple rose colored lips and a slim tapered chin peaking out from underneath an orange swirled mask.

The next moment takes all your resolve not to faint dead away. "JOHN-SAMA!!!" The strange young girl squeels in joy before leaping at you.