Unfair (Cow Bell, Green card???)

"FUCK!" Jack looked back down the hallway. Considering the card he just drew, Paul was probably going through some changes. Jack jumped a little as a loud thump rang throughout the house. Jack looked back to Bruce who now had his nose scrunched up.

"Is he?" Jack mimed jerking off to Bruce.

"Smells like it." Jack looked back down the hall concerned. Some moans echoed down the hallway. After a few seconds he turned back to the game.

"I guess I should just go ahead." He chewed a little on his lip and took the card. It quickly turned the blue coloration, the hyena running a decent four spots. Jack turned the card over, "Cow Bell; When you hear a bell- we'll let you find find out." Jack put down the card down and looked back to Bruce. "Why do I expect anything better?"

Bruce sighed. "I keep hoping myself." Bruce looked over to the hallway. "I gotta say though, not all the changes have been bad. Just annoying." Jack rolled his eyes.

"Yeah I guess. " Jack sighed and picked up another card. "It sucks to have to constantly watch yourself from overreacting though." The hyena casually walked one measly space, much to Jack's displeasure. He flipped the card over and prepared for the worst. When he looked down at the card though it was green, not blue.

The board once again lit up. Jack closed his eyes, wishing against all odds green means good. "Green Cards are rare events which have the power to change the game for better or worse."