Frumpy nerd

Beyonce wore a not very revealing outfit, her hair was unkempt, with glasses adorning her face.

"Um, hi Dad," she said, looking at her feet. "C-can we please go home?"

"Of course," John said.

As they drove home, John figured he should guve his daughters girlfriends with opposite personalities from their own. So shy nerdy virgin Beyonce would get an outgoing, flirty, party girl girlfriend, athletic tomboy Kim would get stay-at-home gamer girlfriend, and party girl bimbo Jessica would get a smart, reasonable girlfriend.

John made it so his daughters would love their girlfriends no matter what, and then set up rom-com like ways for them to meet.

It was time for Beyonce to meet her soulmate, Karen Gillan, whose car was broken down just a few feet away. She would ask for a ride.