Waking up in a greenhouse

“Hey, hey bozo, get off my tulips,” a feminine voice ordered as something started pointing you in the side.

“How dare you touch Ivy’s flower(s)?! Only Antonio and I are supposed to do that!” Another voice growled as the thing pointing you intensed in its jabing. You groaned as a killer headache grew as it felt like a cat was using the inside of your skull as a scratching post. You slowly sat up and felt the flowers beneath you tickle you before they moved back into their original spots.

“Where am I?” You asked as you opened your eyes. You immediately regret this as the blinding morning sunlight only exacerbated your headache.

“You’re in my greenhouse, now leave before I call the cops,” the voice said before she mumbled, “never thought I would say that.” Soon the headache became bearable and you were finally able to see that a Poison Ivy was glaring at you along with a Harley Quinn who had a baseball bat.

“Sorry about that, I think I had too much to drink last night,” you apologized as you stood up and brushed off some dirt and petals.

“I can tell,” Ivy replied before she checked up on the tulips you slept on. “Huh. These tulips are practically glowing.”

“What does that mean? Aren’t all prime worlders normal people?” Harley whispered-asked Ivy.

“Yeah, flowers tend to do that around me. It's something I got from my mom,” you explained as you found your left shoe and put it on. “I think I was looking for Antonio’s house but I’m drawing a blank after I left my house.”

“Well you managed to make it there, so congratulations,” Ivy replied as she checked over the tulips. She glanced at you before her head snapped to the plants on the table you were leaning against. “My plants really like you.” A violet wrapped a few leaves around one of your fingers. You brushed its petals and it seemed to grow more vibrant.

“Like I said, I got it from my mom,” you replied as you parted from the friendly plants. “Anyways is Antonio around? I need to talk to him about something.”

“Nah, he left for some business shindig a bit ago,” Harley replied, while Ivy was raising an eyebrow at the plant singing in the green around you. “You can come back later or leave a message I guess.”

“Tell him James said ‘my Starfire is knocked up and I have another kid on the way’ oh and that I might want a few lessons with Ivy today and tomorrow,” you tell her. Ivy stood up straight.

“What kind of lessons?” She asked with narrow eyes. You wave your hands defensively especially with Harley raising her bat.

“I want to know if it's possible to learn to talk to and listen to flowers? See there’s this poker game I need to go to and I wanted to see if I can get the flowers to help out,” you explained.

“You want the flowers to help you cheat,” she deduced, placing a hand on her hip.

“Yeah, one guy is a douchebag and I need to beat him to get him to lay off. Can you help out?” You begged with pleading eyes. Ivy looked at you before sighing.

“I’ll pass on the message and maybe I’ll see about the lessons if Antonio signs off and you show me how you are doing this,” she waves a hand at the flowers around you who were reaching for you and blossoming nicely, “to my plants.”

“Thank you,” you say as you look around and see a side door. “Is this the door outside? I'd like to go home and get cleaned up.”

“Yeah, just follow the house around and you’ll be at the front door.” You thanked her and proceeded outside and around the house and to the front door. You were surprised to see Laura sleeping standing up, a little bent over but still sleeping in no way a normal human could. You see that her reins had her hitched to one of the posts at the front door. There was a Usagi looking over Laura, seemingly debating waking her up.

“Oh hello,” the Usagi greeted. “Is she yours?”

“Yeah sorry about this, I got drunk and left her here,” you answered as you spanked her exposed butt, startling her awake. Laura stood up straight with her eyes going everywhere but you could hear her yelp as the reins sharply tugged on her and **** her back down.

“Sorry Laura, let me just untie you,” you reassured as you unhitched the reins as she glared at you.

“Have a good day Usagi or Serena, whichever version you are,” you said as you started walking back home while still leading Laura by the reins. “Tell Antonio that James stopped by if Ivy doesn’t please.”

“It's Usagi, sir. And I will.” The Usagi returned inside the home while you started walking the short distance to your house.