symmetrical answers to stupid questions

You groan slightly and rub your eyes as the rest of the girls squak in alarm. "WHAT! WAHT ABOUT US!?" Shinigami-san chuckles happly. "No problem with me on that factor, after all Johnny-kun here hasnt even BEGUN to gather the ammount of girls he's supposed to yet."

You swear that your Jaw just went threw the floor. "WHAT THE FUCK!!? S-Shinigami-san, what was that?" You chuckle nervously as you feel your arms being captured by a two very happy girls.

"Oh ho ho, Johnny-kun, by the time your predecesor died he was up to atleast over a thousand women!" His Jovial chuckleing and the pat on the head seems to overpower the shattering sound that comes from your psyche.

"Th-Thousand....." You are brought out of your terror induced shock by Star-chan squeeling happly. "YAHOO!!! I, woman who shall surpass GOD herself just found a husband who IS a god!!"

The other girls are all about in the same boat as Star-chan, babbeling happly about being alloud to marry you. Kid-chan though seems to be scribbleing on a sheet of paper. Turning to the noise, you lay a gentle hand on her shoulder. "Something wrong Kid-chan?"

She looks up at you and beems happly. "Not in the least! I am simply charting out your number of wifes." You cock your head slightly. "Dare I ask why?" Patty is the one to answer. "She probably wants to find a symmetricly even number for you to stop at."

Suddenly Kid stops her work, grabs your shirt and with a supriseing ammount of strength pulls you to her level. "You and I are going to have SO much fun together, John-kun~!" Before you can say another word the symmetry loveing young girl growls playfully and pulls you into a heated exchange.

Throwing your arms around her, you pull her to your form as you straighten up. "Wow, I've never seen Kid-chan so forcefull before!" Patty calls out with a giggle. "Freaken slut, Better not be thinken she'll hog him from us! Cause that would be SO un-cool!" Soul grumbles jelously.

Pulling away you smirk to Kid-chan as you cup her apple like bottom. " That was one hell of a first kiss, Kid-hime." Her face tints a cherry red from your remark. "But remember, and this goes for all of you two." You look to the rest of the girls. "Being with me like this, you have to promise to share, ok?"

One by one the girls give a unique affarmitve to your request. Weather it be Patty looking away from you as her face tints a deep red. Tsubaki, Giggleing happly as she stares longingly toward you. Or little Blair whom seems to be cackleing evily.

"Oh ho ho, Ok you silver tongued devil. When ever you want to talk to me about any problems with the urn, you know how to reach me." Shinigami-san gives you a thumbs up as your lead out of the **** room.

"So...we have to...go into a bar to go to your world John-kun?" Maka asks with a confused tone. You slump your shoulders slightly and huff sadly. "Yeah...As stupid as it seems, That dirty old bar is somehow the trigger to my travles." Patty-chan strokes her chin thoughtfully. "That's not so bad John-kun, at least you-"

What ever she wanted to tell you died on the vine as a meloncoly looking young girl with short pink hair suddenly slams a strange looking sword into the patch of dirt you where just standing on.

"Leaveing allready, and here my freinds and I prepared a nice little test for you John-kun." A strange voice that for some reason remindes you of Snakey-hime calls out as three forms appear behind your attacker