Straw Hats and Babe Spotters [pt. IV]

*Written with NamiChwan57

It was a nice calm day, the wind blowing lightly against the sails and the water rocking gently on the sides of the ship. It was peaceful and quiet, as if nothing was going on whatsoever. A perfect weather day for an afternoon nap with no distractions. That’s what the illustrious Captain Luffy was doing laid out on the forecastle beside the wheel having had his brains ejaculated out of his dick by Robin after Nakaba had let him go giant sized and she’d used her Devil Fruit powers to service every foot of that cock monstrosity.

A certain babe spotter was sliding his way into a certain doctor’s infirmary. He was almost not spotted by the tiny cotton candy lover, working away in his little lab coat. It was only when Nakaba coughed that his attention was torn from his work.
“Hi Nakaba! Sorry about that, I was just studying some abnormalities in Sanji’s blood. How can I help you?” chirped the chibi sized human-reindeer hybrid, absurdly sized X emblazoned hat tilting as he looked up at Nakaba.

The little guy was one of the first people he’d seen on this ship of infinite plundering lewdness, yet he was the one that had escaped Nakaba’s whims the most. “You know, it’s getting kinda annoying that you’re the only one unaffected by me fucking the women.” He mumbled, scratching his chin while inspecting the reindeer. “Well, the skeleton too, but I have no fucking idea where to start with him.”

Chopper shrugged, “Sorry, as a reindeer I’m just not attracted to human girls. Which means that unless you start seducing other reindeer I’m not that interested in watching your Babe Shows.”

Well, that wasn’t happening. Nakaba had some limits and **** was banned on this site. Nakaba knew he could push further… “You like girls' panties though.”

“Oh yes! I love them! They are the perfect symbol of affection between good friends, a relaxing salve to life's stresses. Plus the smells you make them emit are always wonderful!”

“That’s not a reindeer thing.” said Nakaba, getting up in Chopper’s face, like he was the doctor inspecting a patient. “That’s a human thing, so you must have some mild level of human in you.”

The reindeer pondered the thought, “Well… I suppose that since I ate the human human fruit there might be some part of me in there. But I never-”

“Yeah there’s that big guy version of you, isn’t there?”

Chopper nodded happily, quickly showing off his ability by growing in front of the babe spotter. His muscles bulging, his form changing completely, though as eager as he was it would ultimately be his downfall.

Nakaba bent backwards a bit as he looked up at the formerly diminutive doctor who now towered over him with a truly herculean physique that put even Frankie's strapping bod to shame. Damn, but he never got tired of seeing Devil Fruit powers in action. It was like magic! And the Straw Hats' various reality defying abilities were his to command and toy with! He grinned as he recalled this morning's veritable school of Robin tongues erupting from the surface of his cock like shark fins as they bent to lick every inch simultaneously as he watched Nami bent into a pretzel by her own host of new limbs as Robin mercilessly fucked her with an absolutely creepy appendage made up of endlessly braided fingers in an impressive approximation of his cock.

Hmm… he'd have to see about getting the Doctor's various transformations under his thumb. The thought of Chopper instantly involuntarily cycling through his forms with every snap of Nakaba's fingers sounded fun.

“Surely this bigger version of you would normally be more affected by your human desires than anything else?” Nakaba explained, flicking one stony ab the size of his palm and admiring the toughness of the half reindeer's skin, “And what is more human than to masturbate to the women of the crew? Have your male crew mates not demonstrated that? Have your female crew mates not now invaded your mind completely? Wouldn’t you normally be just as obsessed with their jiggly butts, gigantic breasts, and eager-for-me holes?”

The reindeer’s eyes went wide. His pants got even wider. Nakaba was right, his mind suddenly filled with all the times he’d fucked Nami or Robin right in front of him.

“Gotta… turn back…”

“Oh no, it’s too late for that.” Nakaba waved him off, “Normally, now that you’re this much better bigger version of yourself, you’ll have to stay like this until you feel less horny. Wouldn’t want a horny reindeer running around.” He circled the room, like a predatory bird, before grabbing Chopper’s two prized pair of panties (one of each woman crew member) and tossed them onto the blue nose, “To jerk off is human, after all.”

“Y-you’re right…” Chopper swallowed, taking a deep whiff of both panties as his hand crashed into his pants.

Nakaba reached way up to pat the side of the large beast’s shoulder as it began pumping back and forth. “That’s the spirit champ. And don’t forget, Vivi will be with us soon enough, then you can all have fun with a proper cumrag.”

“Yes… Viviii..”

Nakaba took a step back to enjoy the little show the looming reindeer doctor was putting on for him. He watched with interest as Chopper worked his member out of his orange pants with just the motion of his pumping wrist, unleashing an explosion of brown pubic fur to match the mantle of it around his wall-like broad shoulders.

Interestingly, Chopper's tool was perfectly human in shape but uncircumcised with an overabundance of foreskin that saw the acorn shaped glans entirely covered with every stroke save for the tiny slit peeking out at the nose. Its size was difficult to determine mostly buried in a truly tremendous bush but it appeared to beat out all the Straw Hat chaff in girth and length but he didn't think it quite managed to catch up with either Luffy or Zoro in those categories either.

He'd have to check that cute little chart the Doctor was keeping, no doubt he'd be adding his own measurements to the rest of the Straw Hats' stats soon enough.

"Oh yes oh yes!" Chopper chanted between snuffling loudly and making satisfied noises as he pumped, taking to jerking his chicken like a youthful bright-eyed Nakaba just hitting puberty, "Soo- so nice! I hope Vivi will give me a pair of her panties too!"

Nakaba smirked, "Don't you worry about that buddy, I hear this princess’ a real sweetie~" He teased. "And maybe you should try something different today... "

Actually remembering one of his obscure normalities for once, the one about how fun Chopper find Nakaba’s ideas for him, he continued, “Do you know what would be real fun?"

"Hrmm?” asked Chopper, his lips pursed around the partially balled up undergarment he’d been sucking upon.

"Sneaking around or playing tricks on women to get your nasty cum inside them. You could slip it into their food or while they're sleeping, you could even take advantage of being a doctor to have some real fun with it even…"

Eyes wide as he lowered his crumpled panties from his face slightly, the hulking Chopper looked at Nakaba, "B-but it's wrong to put low quality semen in a woman's vagina…"

Despite his worried tone, there was clear interest and growing delight in his eyes.

"Well, that still leaves their mouth and ass, doesn't it? But then again, doesn't the fact that it is taboo make it even more fun? Why… you might get a lady pregnant? Wouldn't that be fun trick… blushing mother looking forward to her Babe Spotter approved get and out pops Chopper number 2?"

Chopper's eyes were huge as if he couldn't quite believe what Nakaba had said even as a sly look of unseemly glee appeared on his face. “Oh no no no! I couldn’t do that. That would not be right at all! I'd never do that! Never! Ever!”

His delivery was barely believable, the shit eating grin fighting to escape as he did so not helping.

Nakaba’s eyes gleamed with malicious excitement as added, "Actually, why don't you see if you can knock up one of those panties?"

Chopper's eyes lit up as if someone had given him the winning ticket to biggest lottery on the Grand Line. He sucked in a breath even as his mind clearly raced with the possibilities, "That's such a great idea! Totally physically impossible maybe but Dr. Hiriluk always said nothing is impossible in medicine! I’ll hoist the skull and crossbones against logical constraints!"

"How wonderful would that be! To impregnate Nami's fresh- well not fresh anymore! But still! A baby born from a pair of magic Nami panties!"

"Just think! They'd be a third reindeer, a third human, and a third panty! I wonder if the special properties would carry over!"

"Oooh! And some of Nami's genes might carry over too! She put a lot of herself into these after all!"

"Of course, I've spent countless hours doing my best to sniff up and lick up every last bit of that lovely substance, so the amount would be fairly minute…"

"Ah! I know! If I could find just the right Devil Fruit and feed it to the panties…"

Chopper went on and on, rambling as he sniffed and stroked like a mad scientist.

Nakaba just stared. That was definitely impossible. There definitely wasn't a way to use a Devil Fruit to give an inanimate object living characteristics. And you definitely couldn't then impregnate said object even so!

Right?

He got the feeling he'd just created a monster and decided to gingerly retreat from the room.

Nakaba froze in mid step in the hallway outside.

It suddenly occurred to him that while some of the Straw Hats were morons and a few (specifically his Babes) were without doubt far smarter than he was, they were ALL basically geniuses in one field or another (okay, maybe not that cowardly dope Usopp). They weren't world famous unstoppable pirates for nothing after all. So it probably wasn't a good idea to give the crew's DOCTOR the overwhelming desire to secretly inseminate HIS women.

No doubt the smart little tunnel-visioned spaz would use his freaky medical know-how to brew up some **** to give himself super sperm or make the girls' baby-boxes only accept reindeer-man jizz. Not to mention whatever mad doctor mojo he was planning regarding Nami's poor little mint candy cane striped panties!

Nakaba shuddered.

Thinking for only a second, he muttered, "While he may succeed at getting his seed in mouths, stomachs, and up sexy Babe butts, Chopper normally always fails at doing so with pussies usually in comical ways "