Plushy bait

Upon entering the front pourch area of your home, you are assulted with happy greatings. "John-kun!" "Johnny!!" "John-koi!!" "Master!!" The gaggle of strange girls all trying to get your attention has a few results. Poor Hanatrao drops her belongings and causes Isane to trip over her. Soon a huge avalanche of bags burys the little mouse of a woman.

"Waah!! Taicho, help!!" She squeels in fright as her little legs kick the air. The ruckus causes the group to erupt in laughter. "Husband, would you be so kind as to explain why Unohana-san and her charges are here? Or for that matter, who is the small girl hiding behind you, or just exactly WHAT that strange quivering mass in your jacket is?" Kaiten's tone is more curious then demanding.

After ploping down in a chair you begin your tail of the most DEMANDING day off in history. Results of your tale vary, Anko, Hiyori, and Chimpette are rolling around the floor laughing. most of the others are mixed between pity for you and outright fits of laughter in their own right. "Poor John-kun, you can't even have a regular day off." Tsunade gives you a pat on the head before handing you a bottle of sake.

"Thanks Tsu-chan." You huff in exasution before takeing a swig. Nanao, after calming herself. (Even she had the giggles.) Stands up as straight as she can. "Taicho, I'm afraid you arnt going to be fit for duty tomorrow, so I will make sure one of those lazy baka Vizords takes care of your dutys." As you scratch your head in confusion Nanao winks playfully at you.

"John-sama, is this your home?" A small voice calls out in a slight whisper before a familiar helmeted head peaks out from your jacket. "KAWAII!!" Kurenai and Matusmoto squeel happly at her cute little appearence. "So that's your little cuddlebug huh?" Haineko adds as she peaks inside of your coat. "Hi, My names Haineko, do you wanna come out and play with us?" Dispite Haineko's happy and friendly tone, Lillynette shakes a negatine before burrying her face in your chest.

"She's so CUTE!" Haineko giggles at her shy additude. "Yeah, she's addorable, any of you know how to get her to let go of me?" You huff in annoyance. "I think I might have an idea." Kurenai quips happly before running off. Resting your eyes for the moment you fail to notice a sceme forming with your lovely wifes. "So is everything ready?"

"Yep, good thinking letting Yachiru-chan play with John-koi today, we had all the time we needed to prepare his new room." "I still dont understand why John-sama would need a new bedroom." "Hmhmhm...it's simple bee-chan, eventhough he loves each of us to ****, he still needs a place for himself. After all he sacrificed for us, this is the LEAST we could do."

"Is John-dono going to sleep alone tonight?" "Nope, tonight Yachiru-chan want's to show her 'Nii-chan' her TRUE form." "Your ok with this right Unohana-chan?" "Hmhmhm...oh of course, After all I have ALL the time in the world to taste my delicious little John-kun" A slim and dainty hand shakes your shoulder gently.

"John-kun, wake up!~" You crack open your eyes to spy the ruby red eyes of th raven haired Kurenai shining playfully at you. "Huh...Oh, heh Kurenai-chan. So what's this great idea of yours to make her (You point to Lillynette) let go?" She giggles abit. "Simple, I'll let her have this!" Kurenai holds up a plush doll the size of a large pillow, that strangely looks JUST like you.

"Nani?!" Your confused tone makes her giggle again. "One of my specailtys, I can make a plushy of just about ANYTHING!" You leer at her. "And just how many of these have you made?" She chuckles nervously at you. "Ah...hehe..j-just enough for all of us...along with your gifts..." The last part was a very sly and quiet whisper.

"Ok, just aslong as everyone gets one." Your pleased tone, and the thought of haveing their very own John plush doll to cuddle and snuggle with when it wasnt their turn causes the collected girls to blush and sigh happly. "Lilly-chan, I have a suprise for you." You call out softly. Lillynette pokes her head out. "W-what kind of suprise J-John-sama?"

You hold up the doll and chuckle as her visable eye grows large and one of her hands snakes out to grab hold, but before she can snatch her prise you pull away. Chuckeling again at her dissapointed moan. "You can have it, but ONLY if you come out of there." She look up at you with a misty eye. "D-Does this mean?"

Catching her meaning you smile warmly at her. "No, I dont mind it when you cuddle with me, but some times I may not be able to do it, understand?" Seeing that your not mad at her she smiles and nods before crawling out and pouncing on the doll elicting laughter from the group.