K & S Original Route

(Here's how the original route went)

Now viewers, we have a choice ooooof~" As the lights dimmed, a spotlight started to shine on different parts of the stage, the first a large vat of something with a large funnel resting on top.

"The ever so reliable funnel! We'll stuff this girl so much she'll be tipping scales in no time! What will we be feeding her, I can hear you asking? Now, that'd be spoiling the surprise~!” Next, a comically over-sized bike pump was lit up. “And here we have an industrial air pump, though to make her the same weight as Sadie with even more hot air than usual, she'll have to be AT LEAST big enough to fill in for the Goodyear blimp!” Next was a large, transparent tank of water with a small tap near the bottom. “Ooooh, here's a good ol' tank of water, turning our annoying little Katie into a cute, if somewhat burstable~..." Blaineley shot a mean grin at a now sobbing Katie "water balloon of a girl, and lastly, just since we have SOME conscience, we won't fill her up at all!”

Katie paused mid-hysterics at this part, just for the faint glimmer of hope she had to be dashed once again. “... Instead we'll just encase her in a nice block of concrete. Maybe a *bit* heavier than Sadie, but I'm sure a few of that girl’s frequent all-you-can-eat buffets trips ought to balance the huge scale we're working with here!" Laughing as the audience roared with approval, Katie and Sadie tried one last ditch effort to change Blaineley's mind, or get some sort of help from her friends.

“Guys, you gotta help us... Eh, guys?” Katie asked to the stand behind her, surprised to find the other girls were suddenly gone. “Sadie, what happened to-“ "BLLLLLLAAAAAINNNNEEEELLLLLEEEEEYYYYY! HOW COULD YOU!!!" Sadie screamed, Blaineley sticking her fingers in her ears to block out the girl's cries. "Ugh, quiet down tubbo! Fine then, since I'm such a NICE hostess, the last option our discerning audience can choose will mean we do nothing to your precious girlfriend... And instead pump your body of aaaaall it’s disgusting flabby fat, leaving you a big ugly skeleton with baggy skin! Boy, that'll teach you for being SO VERY, VERY PAINFUL TO LISTEN TO, huh Lardly McLardy~? Don’t you agree guys?” Blaineley once again asked her audience as she was met with approval once again, getting out a chocolate bar from her dress and throwing it at the kneeling Sadie.

“Fetch, girl~! But seriously girls, you better cope one more feel from each other, since after our audience sends in their votes, one of you is going to be a VERY different girl before the REAL game of Total Drama Fetish even starts!" Furiously glaring at the cackling Blaneley at her last insult, the girls hugged each other in fear before their inevitable, and quite possibly painful embarrassment on a world-wide scale befell them.

As the smug hostess eagerly watched the scoreboard behind her quickly tally up the votes, she turned to the two and gave flashed an off-camera evil grin. "Oooooh, this'll be a night to remember girls, because our wonderful audience has chosen..."