To the house! (And the rules)

They sat on the floor of Paul's living room. Each one was around the box that sat in the center. Paul had opened the game already, but on the inside sat a board. One that had the game map on it, six paths that went to the center. The center featured some sort of flat disc, sort of like glass. "Uhh, what now?"

To the side of the board was a pack of cards and six figurines. They had all already chosen their pawns, Paul going with a tiger, Bruce a bear, and Jack a hyena. Paul shrugged moving his pawn onto the path in front of him, "I guess we choose a route?" Jack shrugged and did the same. Bruce decided to place his on the same path as Paul as a joke. "Dude what the fuck?"

Bruce grinned at him. "What? Dont like my piece being there?" Right before Paul was about to talk back the figures all snapped to the board, as if magnets were under them. Paul grabbed his tiger and tried to move it but found it stuck. "Uh, thats creepy."

"No shit! I can't move it." Paul tugged one more time before giving up. He sighed and slumped sadly. "God what was p-"

"Welcome to Male Paradise. In this game you will find some fun scenarios to experience. That being said we have some rules to go through!
Rule 1: No one is allowed to quit prematurely. If someone attempts to stall the game they will be **** to play.
Rule 2: To move one has to draw a card. Don't worry after that it is all automated.
Rule 3: To win reach the center of the board.
Rule 4: The winner decides if the scenarios stay.
Rule 5: Have fun!
To make sure everyone gets the most out of their cards we have instituted a new rule: When everyone has drawn a card the game will be paused for 24 hours."