The chapter that leans on the fourth wall.

Yes, that was it. Stress or work or something had finally snapped his brain and he was having the long over-due breakdown he'd been expecting

“You're not having a breakdown” Terri's voice said soothingly.

He opened his eyes again and looked at the reflection “How did you...?”

Terri pointed at the phone a little further down the screen “Because it says here “This was insanity. He'd smacked his head or was dreaming or something. None of this is real he told himself reassuringly, doing his level best to ignore the feeling of his gravity-defying breasts between his elbows.”” she read from the text. “I assure you all of this is very real. It just takes a little time to reassess your view of reality and get used to it at first.”

“Look” Terri said with a little sigh that made her tits heave and shift in the pink bra, drawing Terry's attention again “I'll put it simply because you're clearly having a harder time with this than I am. Two nerds wanted to skip the lunch queue and accidentally put your brain in my head. We are now sharing my body until it's fixed. Got it?”

“Why are you understanding this and taking it so well? You look like a....”

“A bimbo fuckslut?” Terri answered, only looking slightly offended

“Well, um, yeah?” Terry said weakly.

“I don't know” Terri answered with a slight shrug, looking thoughtful “Y'know when you're a passenger and you see more of the road when someone else is driving because you're not focusing so much? Feels like the same kind of thing.”

Terry nodded “Why do I rememb...?” he started, but was cut off again.

“My life? Because they're my memories in my head, you're just visiting it” Teri said.

“Before- getting ready, did I black out?” Terry asked

“No, I took control.” Terri said. “When you're really stressed the control slips and I take back the driver's seat. Y'know those times in a dream where you get stressed and then wake up? Same thing.”

“So you got me- you- us dressed?” he asked

“Duh! Did you know what do with any of that stuff?” She asked. “Do you know how to contour or do your lashes without losing an eye? Could you honestly have gotten these puppies in an outfit without jacking off at least twice onto the mirror?” Terri added pointedly, hefting her tits while looking down at the cock that was still in his hand.

“Ummm...good point!” he admitted, still distracted by how massive they looked in her tiny hands.

“Lets face it you have no idea what to do with this” Terrie said, sliding her hands down her sides to illustrate her insane body. “You needed a hand getting dressed. And there was no way that you could have handled Jamie in the car with how horny she was” the blonde continued, a smug smile on her face. “She needed a good fucking, so I took the wheel for a while.”

“So I'm...what? A hostage?”

“More like you're rent-free with the hottest landlady you'll ever have!” Teri grinned back.

“Can anyone else see you?” he asked, changing the subject

“Nope”

“And noone else is asking if I'm talking to myself because....?” he started, already knowing where this was probably going

“Because this is all in your head.”

“Oh. Good.” he answered flatly. “Babe of my dreams, talking to me in my head. You're sure I'm not going crazy?”

“Look, just relax.” Terri said calmingly “The nerds are working on fixing all this on pain of getting banished, so they'll have everything sorted soon”

“How do you know?” he asked

“Because it says so in the furthe down?” Terri replied happily, waving her phone again.

“Do they do it?” he asked, abandoning reason and leaning into the ludicrousness of the explanation

“Don't know!” Terri replied with a shrug, slipping the phone back into her cavernous cleavage.

“Why not?”

“There's nothing after else written yet.” Terry said matter-of-factly

“Oh”

“Now shut up and say hello to Layla”. the blonde said with a grin, as footsteps approached from outside.

“Who?!”

Up next: The chapter where Terry fucks!