Calming Katen

With a deep and sleepy grunt your eyes snap open, the bright morning sun shining in through the window slats and upon the beautiful bronze skinned goddess above you. For a moment you can’t help but marvel at the sheer awe inspiring beauty that is Yoruichi, her brilliant golden eyes shimmering with love and devotion while her body is bared only for you, the smooth and supple curves of her delicate and feminine form teasingly shrouded by your thin bed sheet from her hips down to her toes. This however does nothing to hide her magnificent breasts, the large tan globes capped by little chocolate nipples looking so inviting and delicious despite your mind being freshly roused from its nocturnal slumber.

Yet, before you can even form a greeting a loud screeching shout shatters the silence, the unmistakable voice of Katen echoing through the still morning air, “Get back here you harlots and take your punishment for seducing my husband!”

“L-Lay off us you crazy bitch!” an even louder voice, most likely Hiyori, howls out, “A-And shut up or else you’ll wake master!”

“K-Katen-san! Calm down and stop screaming! You’ll wake Taicho!” This time it sounds like Nanao pleading for an audience, something that apparently she lacks as you hear a loud crash and vibrant swearing echoing throughout the halls.

“What in the seven hells?” You grumble, your body rising into a sitting position and revealing your nearly naked body beneath your sheets, “What happened?”

Yoruichi purrs at the appreciative view of your body before she giggles softly, “Katen-chan came into give you a ‘wifely wakeup’ and found Lisa-chan and Hiyori-chan in bed with us. She started screaming her head off at them and the second Lisa-chan called you master Katen-chan popped her top and started chasing them around with her own sword form.”

Rolling your eyes your fingers rub at the bridge of your nose, “And the rest of them?”

Yoruichi shrugs a bit as she responds, “I’m not sure John-koi, Nanao-chan showed up at some point I know that but either everyone else is already out and awake or Katen-chan’s voice is just steamrolling over all of them.”

“Lovely,” you mutter as you slowly slide out of bed, your naked form rising from the comforting mattress as you gently scratch at your chest, “I guess I should save those Bonkura’s…but first I need some pants.”

“Aw, John-koi,” Yoruichi pouts, her silky tongue licking over her rose petal lips as she looks at your half mast morning wood member, “I think you look much better naked~”

After rolling your eyes and giving the shadow-hime a kiss you locate a pair of pants before stepping out of your room and heading for the source of the commotion. It takes a while before you finally find the source of the ruckus has gone outside and apparently devolved into something more comically stupid. Sitting on the roof of your house is Lisa and Hiyori, both of them clad only in what looks to be towels and the remnants of whatever clothing they had brought the night before as they look down at the scowling and furious Katen below, “Get down here so I can gut you like a fish!”

“Yeah, you make that real tempting you big tit bitch!” Hiyori yells right back, all three of them ignoring your approach as Lisa chimes in.

“Cease this idiocy before you awaken Master! After our carnal relations I calculate he has one more hour of sleep before he is completely rested!” Lisa’s overly analytical voice and somewhat condescending choice of words had Katen even more furious, Reiatsu flowing from her body in waves of righteous fury.

“Katen-san, please be reasonable! We can come to some sort of logical agreement about all of this!” Nanao tries her very best but her words fall on deaf ears, the other three far to wrapped up in their own stupidity to take notice or even listen to the dark haired and bespectacled girl seriously, “Oh no…no, no, no…I thought at least Lisa-senpai would be understanding…if Taicho see’s this…”

Considering you are now standing directly beside Nanao you can help but smirk as you speak, “I’ll do what Nanao-san?”

Nanao seems to jump a full five feet in the air directly upward at your voice, the body and gaze turning to you on a dime as she fearfully whimpers, “T-T-Taicho! Wh-When did you get here!?”

You chuckle a bit as you watch Katen and the visoreds argue a bit more before you turn your gaze to Nanao, “Not too long, a few minutes…though I have to say, this is most interesting alarm clock I’ve ever had.”

At your confession of being awoken by the noisy trio Nanao’s expression turns crestfallen, her head lowing in a sorrowful bow as she speaks, “I-I’m sorry Taicho, I’ve failed you again…”

Without a word of warning you place your hand atop Nanao’s head, your large palm covering her silky smooth black hair as you chuckle, “Don’t worry about It Nanao-chan, you did your best and that’s all I ask.”

“T-Taicho,” Nanao mutters as a brilliant red flush covers her cheeks, her eyes shining out from behind her glasses as she gives you an expression of hope and desire.

“You can call me John Nanao-chan…now if you’ll excuse me, I have a wife to calm and two idiots to save,” As you turn away from Nanao you notice how her eyes start to fill with even more emotion, almost to the point of bursting from joy at your calmer and softer attitude towards her.

However, this is forgotten as you approach Katen, her sword hand raised to the sky as she threatens the two on the roof with a few swipes of her blade, “When I get my hands on you I will make you pay for touching my husband!”

With two fingers you calmly grasp the flat edge of Katen’s blade, the curved back of the scimitar easily folding into your grasp and giving a rather startling jolt of awareness to Katen, “Good morning Katen-hime, how is my beautiful wife this morning?”

Katen spins around from the two idiots to face you, her face the shade of a ripened tomato as she speaks, “J-John-koi! You’re awake!”

You nod slightly, your body moving in as your free arm wraps around Katen’s waist, her body pulled flush against yours as your tone dips into a deep seductive baritone, “Yes I am, but the moment I see your face I still think I’m dreaming.”

Katen’s blush deepens and she stammers a bit, her normally high and haughty attitude shattered by your forward expression of your lust and desire for her, “H-Husband…w-we are in public!”

You chuckle and lean in closer, your lips just barely brushing over hers as you speak, “That we are…my lovely wife.”

This is all that Katen can stand as she wraps her arms around your neck, dropping her sword in the process as she gives you a deep and passionate kiss with every ounce of her being. The kiss is wild and powerful, Katen’s tongue twisting with your own as she tries to dominate the encounter only to be pushed back and shown your own skill in the art of the tongue war. In seconds Katen is moaning the embrace as she clutches onto your skin, her hands pawing at your flesh and pleading for more the longer and longer the kiss lasts. However, as all things go the kiss must end and with a soft sucking pop you separate, Katen weakly glaring at you as her single visible eye burns with passionate desire, “Th-That was…a dirty trick…my husband…”

You chuckle as you lightly peck Katen’s lips one last time, “Oh but I can get much, much dirtier~”

With a purring growl Katen pulls you into another deep and passionate kiss, her hands pulling on your shoulder and drowning you with an affectionate and desire laden kiss before she sharply and surprisingly pulls away, “This evening, my chambers, do not disappoint me husband~”

As Katen releases you and heads back into the house the call out with a low and lusty growl, “I wouldn’t dream of it my darling wife.”

With the matter of Katen over with you start turning towards the two Bonkura’s on your roof only to be interrupted by the rather familiar call of a perpetually grinning woman, “Oi! Johnny-k…er, I mean Taicho! We came by just like…you…said?”