Monty speaks for him

“Excuse me,” Coach Monty said as she approached the car. “Are you Dick Little’s mom?”

“I am,” Mrs Little said shutting off the car. “Why? What’s going on?”

Coach Monty who had pulled down the underwear from the flagpole handed it over to his mom. “There was a little incident during gym class,” Monty said. “Dick had a little accident and needed to wear his gym clothes.”

Mrs Little looked at Dick. “Oh really what happened?”