In an effort to try to get down, Dick grabbed his pants and gave them a hefty yank. He heard a horrifying rip but they pulled off leaving him in his Superman underoos.
Monty pointed. “Ahem,” she said.
Dick looked horrified to see that he was still stuck to the fence and there was no way they were going to just come loose, they were stuck. Dick’s eyes bulged as the girls burst into fits of giggles still recording with their phones.
“No!” Dick cried. “I can’t! I can’t! I can’t take my pants off! Not in front of them! I’d be naked!”
“I’m afraid I can’t help you,” Monty said. “And I guess I’ll have to mark you absent since you’re clearly not in class. Too bad. I heard that you have a perfect attendance record. I’ll have to call your mom and tell her that you just didn’t come to class.”
Dick gasped as Monty walked away leaving him alone with the girls. “Wait! No! Please! You have to help me! Don’t leave me!”
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