Gentlemen, BEHOLD!

Before you can move from your seat Three people barel into the room. The first is the pitite and oddly dressed young female shinigami you spotted in your grandpa's office.

The second is an oddly dressed man with high blue hiar and gold colored teeth. The third is a rather lazy looking man with a flowery kimono and a wide brimed hat.

"Um..what's going on here?" You murmer in confusion before the litte now red faced female shinigami zips infront of you. "I-I must appologise Genryūsai-sama! But I was not able to keep these two idiots from bargeing in here." She bows in appology to you over and over again.

"Yo!" the lazy looking man waves to you in a freindly manner. He seems to be about to say something else but before he can the Wierdo Mayuri rushs in and starts to roughly shake your hand. "Genryūsai-san, It is an honor to meet you, I have a deal I'd like to talk to you about."

He snaps his fingers and a meloncoly looking young woman seemingly appears from nowhere holding a bundle of giant flash cards. The first is adorned with the cartoon form of Mayuri giveing a creepy smile. Underneth is written "Mayuri inc."

Soon Mayuri goes into an odd and detaled description of his wierd plans, and how he needed only a small amount of your d.n.a. and a promise of funds at a later date. If given it seems you will be garanted an ally for your later plans. The strange young woman seemed only to be their to flip the cards.

"Um...that sounds ok I guess..." His creepy smile widens. "But I'd like a report of your findings and plans for future experaments." he cackles happly. "Of course, OF COURSE!! I agree whole heartedly to your terms Genryūsai-san! and as payment you can have the idiot over there."

His hand zips out and grasps yours. You numbly shake it, in the back of your mind you think you feel a pinching sensation comeing from your hand but you put it aside for now. As your handshake breaks he zooms off laughing meniacly all the way. "I think I just met the real life Doctor wierd..."

"Well....that was certanly....interesting." Kaiten mumbles as her head seems to be still spinning from the odd encounter. Yoruichi scratches her head slightly. "What do we do with her though?" She point to the odd young woman.

"Lets...just put that aside for now." You murmer as you rub your temples. "Ok, um...who are you two now?" You ask as you point to the confused soul reapers standing off to the side.

"Genryūsai-sama, I-I am Soi-Fong, a-and I have been chosen to be yo-your guard by the So-Taicho!" Soi-fong squeeks out as her face tuns lobster red. Yoruichi giggles in a playfull tone. "Really now Bee-chan, I dont remember hearing about an order like that~"

Yoruichi's sing-song voice causes the little mouse to squeek in alarm at haveing her poorly prepared plan fall flat on her face. You smile softly seeng the poor thing shudder in poorly repressed sadness. "Good to have you abord Soi-chan!" Her mood imeaditly alightens as she bows to you again.

"Y-Yes Genryūsai-sama! I p-promise i wont let you down!!" You chuckle at her serious nature. "Calm down Soi-chan, you dont have to be so formal with me. Infact call me John, or Johnny ok?" She squeeks again, turning a deeper red. "Y-Yes John-sama!"

Kaiten and Yoruichi giggle at her antics as you sigh in exasperation. "It's a start..I guess.." You turn to the VERY confused looking soul reaper and walk towards him. "You must be...Shunsui-san, right?" You grin to him before thrusting out your hand in a freindly manner.

He takes your hand and gives you a firm and freindly shake. "Good to meet you John-san!" He spys the sake. "Ma-ma, what say we have a little drink while we talk hn?"