Brawl in the street

Agent K. Possible ID 33462 POV

Agent K. Possible ID 33462 after spending yet another weekend with my handler I am back watching the handsome idiot because he keeps recklessly expanding his harem without any precautions in place which is why I am out here every week and if I am being honest was great for me.

Although it's mostly boring because nothing happens it still helps keep me away from my handler most of the time just last week she tried to have me moded with the cupid package so that I would be in love with her saying it would make us a better team luckily her superiors saw through her bullshit and denied her request then she spent the weekend trying to get me to forgive her for it which I didn't.

That was the best part about the gorgeous goofball he didn't try to use those crazy mind control mods on his characters he did his best to earn their affection even that crazy sith adored him the more I watched him the more I wanted to know about him so using my department's resources I learned that he used to work for a accounting firm until he allegedly caused a major problem that cost him his job and his fiancee left him.

He does have family in the form of a traditional family unit one mother and father but isn't in contact with them as he was thrown out of his family during high school because he didn't believe in their political views as extremists members of prime purists movement or PPM he also has a twin brother who follows his family's beliefs and has also cut contact with him.

More recently the dashing dimwit has invited his neighbor to live with him after she had a nasty divorce and has begun to reconnect with his ex he's seemed too nice for his own good and...

*BOOM*

A loud explosion pulled me from my thoughts and physically knocked me down and the tree I was hiding in looking back I see what looked like a hulk dressed like Harry Potter as he raised his wand which looked like a tooth pick in his hands launching a fire ball toward my targets gate before it could land a superman blocked it as two more flanked him.

Potter Hulk: Give Hermione! Give back!

Superman guard A: Whoa calm down buddy let's talk about this

Potter Hulk: No Talk! Give Back Now!

Potter Hulk raised his wand again shooting lightning at the security guards which caught them by surprise crashing them through the fence then Potter Hulk charged through only to be punched back out which didn't seem to hurt him it just made him pissed off as he grabbed one of the supermen and used him to attack the other two things clearly had gotten out of control and seemed to center around my observation target as seemed determined to get to his home so I called it in.

K. Possible: Kate I need you to call the office

Kate: So you're not angry anymore?

K. Possible: This is not the time for that I have a situation that guy I'm supposed to watch is under attack

Kate: I knew it his harem turned on him no woman in her right mind would want to be with a man...

K. Possible: Enough with your lesbian propaganda Kate there's some kind of magic Hulk attack his home he was shouting something about getting Hermione back

Kate: Fine I'll have back up come as soon as possible don't do anything crazy stay safe darling

I peeked through the gigantic hole in the gate but only saw three beat up supermen I looked back to survey the damage but accidentally saw one of neighbors smiling on his balcony before being pulled inside I was definitely going to investigate that later but right now I needed to figure out the situation in the mansion.

Following the trail of destruction I quickly caught up with Potter Hulk he had smashed his way through the front door knocked out wonder woman and a currently battling plants, she hulk and angels while the two **** users stayed by his side the red one launched lightning from time to time the blue one blocking in coming debris.

Eventually a swarm of angels appeared following an angel with golden horns they heedlessly charged the Potter Hulk no matter what Potter Hulk did they didn't let up eventually Potter Hulk completely lost it and began killing the new angels crushing skulls ripping them in half he didn't care and neither did they no matter what happened to any of them they kept attacking as more would soon replace them Potter Hulk was bleeding but still healing at a visible rate and bodies were piling up everywhere.

Eventually the horned angel blasted Potter Hulk with a beam of light that sent him flying right back outside onto the lawn before he could stand back up she created massive amounts of chains and shackles to bind him as he struggled breaking some of his restraints only for more to replace them.

The horned angel looked down on the Potter Hulk in judgment as a gigantic executioners axe manifested in her hands the Potter Hulk roared back in defiance as she raised her axe high...

Hermione: Wait! Please stop!

Potter Hulk: Hermione!

As soon as the Hermione appeared on scene they both froze I looked back to see where the hell was my back up finally I saw them they sent an full avengers team and a Justice league team I guess they did take this seriously.

Tony Stark: Hey lady I would do what she said if I were you!

Horned angel: Are you threatening me!

Tony stark: Stand down final warning or I'll blast you out of the sky!

Antonio: Threaten her again and I will have your ass you self entitled cock sucker!

Shit this was getting worse I had to step in before this turned into a war.

Tony Stark: What did you say to me...

K. Possible: Tony Stark! Shut the fuck up you are here to de-escalate the situation not make it worse by arriving late then threatening the victims!

Tony Stark: And who are you

K. Possible: Agent K. Possible ID 33462 on scene investigator and currently highest ranking officer here! Now shut the fuck up and don't make anything worse than you already have!

Oh god I can already imagine the paper work I'm going to do because of this it was a complete shit show!