A Job for the Aegis!

"Wellllllll-" I said, avoiding eye contact, "It was incredibly hot?"

Hermione peered over my face, taking in every detail on my guilty expression as her own face drained of colour.

"Idius?" She asked breathily, a slight blush to her cheeks, "Did you... um- y'know?"

"Well, not in the strictest sense of the word?" I said, feeling quite awkward. Hermione groaned and rested her head on my chest as the toilet seat squeaked under us.

"Well now I'm embarrassed." She mumbled, almost pouting. It was strange, having Gryffindor's golden girl sat in my lap, pouting uncharacteristically whilst wearing a pair of soiled panties. I wasn't complaining of course! "This wasn't how the date was supposed to go!" She exclaimed whipping her head up, and slamming the top of her cranium into my chin, causing us both to reel back with synchronised "Ow!"s.

"Sorry! Sorry!" She apologised profusely, "Not just for the headbutt but also for the um..." She blushed for a moment before regaining her composure, "Brashness of my actions. I don't often act on such instincts." That sounded more like the Hermione I knew. "And uh," Her blush crept back into her cheeks, but she kept eye contact, almost definatly as if she could fight off such feelings, "If there's any way I can make it up to you, don't hesitate to ask!" This, of course, sent many dirty images floating through my mind, many of which would probably have gotten me punched by the girl in my lap the moment her post orgasmic state wore off, which means I had to act fast. I tore my eyes away from the bushy haired brunette as I began to fumble through my pockets. "What are you...?" She began but had to stop and lean back slightly as I leaned down, picking the Aegis up off the floor. "The reading glasses?" She asked as I slipped them on, "Since when do you need reading glasses?" I ignored her as the numbers around her flickered into view.

83% Chance for a second "date"

31% Chance for a handjob

24% Chance for a blowjob

17% Chance for a titjob

15% Chance for a buttjob

11% Chance for vanilla sex

3% Chance for rough sex

0.002% Chance for anal

Oh shit. This was the most variety I had ever seen whilst using the Aegis, but I had to act fast! Clearly her mind was sobering as all of the sexual moves chances were ticking down! No time to waste!

"Idius?" Hermione asked, growing suspicious, "What are you u-"