Attack of the Samus’s

Space Pirates were manning an entire ship drifting across space..

“So how’s the boss doing?”

“Hmm… Ohh Ridley’s still in stasis, healing his nearly dead body and all!”

The Ship was barely moving at all thanks to limited power that was keeping the purple dragon alive and…. They were on the run currently from Federation Troops..

“Guys, we’ve got problem out here!!”

“What?!”

“It’s Samus!!”

“WHAT, WHERE?!!!”

The Pirates looked outside to see Samus’s ship approaching rapidly..

“Shit what do we do?!!”

“Isn’t it obvious, we kill her!!!”

They went to their ships armory and began to gather their troops to destroy her..

While a few others prepared defensive motions..

“Hang on…. I’m getting a message from her!!!”

“Huh, what the hell kinda stunt is she trying to pull?!”

“Just read it!!”

“Dear Space Pirates:

“We demand for you to turn over everything you have on your ship, if you do this for us, you will be greatly rewarded in our new era.. We will begin to board your ship now!”

“Love Samus Aran!”

“P.S We will kill you for your failure to keep up your bargain!”

They looked over the message and gulped..

“Shit what do we do?!”

“This is absolutely a trap, but what choice do we have?!”

“Umm guys, she’s got company!!”

Then suddenly a few identical ships uncloaked as they began to board…

They went to the docking bay to see the ships open up as clones exited their ships..

“Space Pirates, I assume you’ve got our message of a deal?” Asked a general Samus wearing a grey power suit and badge..

“What madness is this?!”

“We will have your technology, but worry not we shall allow all of you to live on a planet of your choice!” Said the General Samus who looked rather cute and ruthless..

“Planets?!”

“Of course, you see we’ve been busy taking planets and leading to prosperity and we will allow you that same peace once you give us everything including your ship!”

The Space Pirates looked at each other and then at the General..

“Why should we listen to you, you’ve always tired to kill us, what makes you think we’ll fall for some stupid trap?!”

“It’s not a trap, this is a term of agreement, if you don’t give up we will kill you, and that’s that, you can run from us all you like but…. Soon nowhere will be safe….. so….. do we have a deal?”

“….. Deal…. But we’d like to take our boss with us!!”

“…… Negative…. He’s but a loose end…. But once we’ve made modifications to him to ensure he can’t stop our glorious rule, we’ll give him back to you, now then climb aboard our ships!!”

The Space Pirates begrudgingly agreed and climbed aboard one of the ships as a few Samus’s began to sweep the Space Pirate ship for technology to help further their goals…

Later they were taken to the Space Station..

“Where are we?”

“Well Well My former enemies have agreed to give up… how nice!”

The Space Pirates looked to see the Original Samus with a purple power suit, using a clone of hers as a leg rest..

“What the hell is all this?!”

“Do you like it, it’s my new empire I’ve decided to run after seeing the error of my teachings…”

“So is this where we die?”

“Ohh far from it, I’m a woman of my word, you’ll all be allowed to go to one planet of under our control.”

“Can we have some time to think this through?”

“Of course, take as much time as you need, but you will be kept under constant watch to ensure you don’t try anything…!”

“Ok….. sure!”

The Space Pirates were taken away by some Samus’s..

1.) The AI manages to find the Galactic Federation as they prepare for the worst..

2.) Samus puts Ridley in a human body and proceeds to show off her new powers on him..

3.) Samus Clones manage to take down some Fed troops and put upgrades in their suits to render them unable to fight..

4.) Original Samus fights with Dark Samus

5.) Some Samus’s start to take on Metroid upgrades