Only guy in an all-lesbian pred college in a furry world, will only make very soft rules

As you stand atop a stool in order to even be able to use the sink, let alone see your reflection in the mirror, you once again wish that you researched your college options better before picking this one

[Art by mysterymanbob]

Shure, they had the best curriculum, but a quick google would've revealed that due to a history of being an LGBT heaven they reached a point where all freshmen have been lesbian predator women for decades, as they flock to the idea of a space like that and all straight applicants know to avoid such a place. All exept you you supose

And it's not a question of prejudice or anything, it's that the campus wasn't designed for someone like you really. There is a single male bathroom on the whole campus you can use and even that one is a bit big for you. Use any other and not only do you need to stand on your toes to pee but you are at risk of a woman over a foot taller than you walking in and making yet another joke about your dick. As a crow at least you can eat the same food as them but you always feel like a kid when you sit at the cafeteria tables. Not to mention all the times you are **** to see a girl effortlessly lift something you couldn't get off the ground for the life of you

But the worst part is by far the social. You are pretty average for a bird, standing at 4''11, but even the shortest girls around are 5''11, plus birds tend to be on the skinny side while predators are more muscular. As a result despite being the only men around even the nicest of your classmates literally look down on you. Would be pretty demoralizing even if they weren't all lesbian on top of that, meaning not only that your chance of getting laid is basically zero but that most of your otherwise pretty open classmates get very awkward with you around

Again, you don't think they do it on purpose nor out of prejudice or anything, they are clearly just embarrassed to bring up some things in front of you, just like you would be embarrassed to bring up some things in front of them

As a result not only have you not lost your virginity, but you got even more isolated and awkward around women. Pretty much the only friends you made were your three "roommates" (share an apartment but you sleep in the kitchen while they share a bedroom) but even they keep you apart from most of their activities. In part because the three are an open couple (as evidenced by the noises that come out of their room every night) and in part because the last party they took you to was a disaster, to say the least

You already knew basically every party in town was lesbian, but they somehow completely forgot it was an "open kiss" party. Let's just say the best reaction you got was when someone thought you were trans and that if the party wasn't open-bar you might've cracked a few ribs

The only "good" thing is getting to see poorly dressed beautiful women make out all the time but even that turns to **** since you can't jack off. Obviously can't do it in the kitchen and the girls get upset even when you take too much time to take a shit, they would 100% notice if you tried to jack off in the bathroom. And with how sexually open the campus is your torment is near constant. Every study room and library has at least one couple eating each other's faces, every class has people flirting around you, and every night you go to sleep to the sound of moans and bed creaks