Now, what kind of guy are you?

Only guy in an all-lesbian college, will only make very soft rules

You really wish you researched your college options better before picking this one. Shure, they had the best curriculum, but a quick google would've revealed that due to a history of being an LGBT heaven they reached a point where all freshmen have been lesbian women for decades, as they flock to the idea of a space like that and all straight applicants know to avoid such a place. All exept you you supose

And it's not a question of prejudice or anything, it's just logic really. Your chances of getting laid are basically zero, there is a single bathroom for boys on the whole campus and most of your otherwise very open classmates get very awkward with you around. Again you don't think they do it on purpose or to hurt you, they are clearly just embarrassed to bring up some things in front of you, just like you would be embarrassed to bring up some things in front of them

As a result not only have you not lost your virginity, but you got even more isolated and awkward around women. Pretty much the only friends you made were your "roommates" (share an apartment but you sleep in the kitchen while they share a bedroom) but even they keep you apart from most of their activities. In part because the three are an open couple (as evidenced by the noises that come out of their room every night) and in part because the last party they took you to was a disaster

You already knew basically every party in town was lesbian, but they somehow completely forgot it was an "open kiss" party. Let's just say the best reaction you got was when someone thought you were trans and that if the party wasn't open-bar you might've lost a few teeth

The only "good" thing is getting to see beautiful women make out all the time but even that turns to **** since you can't jack off. Can't do it in the kitchen and the girls get mad even when you take to much time to take a shit, they would 100% notice if you tried to jack off in the bathroom. And with how sexually open the campus is your torment is near constant. Every study room and library has at least one couple eating each other's faces, every class has people flirting around you, and every night you go to sleep to the sound of moans and bed creaks