HK69, at your service

Droid: Proud statement: I am HK69, the newest and best design of a professional **** droid in the whole galaxy from Nal Hutta to Endor, at your service. As for the other questions, the data you seek is locked from sharing.

Ranvi: **** droid?! Drek, turn it off right now! It could kill us all!

Drek: Wait, I want to study this droid! I have never even seen this unit series before!

HK69: Mockery: Oh, foolish child, of course you haven't seen my unit type! We were the last sight the other people had before they got hit by a blaster!

Drek: I guess you weren't so tough, as there are new HK units in the galaxy today!

HK69: Confused statement: What did your filthy mouth just say?! New HK units?! How is that even possible?! We were designed to be the finest that could ever be done!

Drek: Sorry to ruin your ego, but... I have already heard of HK 80s, lately in the black market... Though, I haven't yet seen one myself.

HK69: Angry statement: How could they...! I'll show those cheap imitations how a real **** droid works! Bring me to some and I'll destroy them all the old fashioned way! They won't stand a chance against my precision!

Lana: Funny, but what should we do with you now...? You would be risky to be brought back home...

Drek: I could deactivate it again and I could study its memory core!

HK69: Terrified statement: By the programmer, you want me dismembered?! You barbarian organic scum! I have just lost Master Valare and I end up with droid abusers!

Drek: Hey, I am not abusing droids! I just have to change your programming to avoid any unnecessary assassinations of our friends!

Ranvi: Why does he always says "statement" or something before he starts speaking? This is annoying! Drek, turn it off!

Drek: I can't, it is part of its programming, I can't deactivate it right now!

Lana: By the way, you have lost your master, your mission was obviously long overdue, what are you going to do now?

HK69: Sad statement: This organic must be the most clever of you three... My programming dictates once my master is terminated, I must serve the second most worthy organic in my vicinity. Congratulations Lana, you have been chosen by my far superior self, to allow you to become my new master!

Lana: Ehm... Okay... Whatever that means...

Drek: Come on, I want to be its master! I am the droid tech here, I reactivated it, I would deserve it!

HK69 (grabbing his blaster and pointing it towards Drek): Query: Master Lana, do you need this annoying organic terminated? He has shown disrespect towards you.

Ranvi: What?!

Drek: Oh-ho, take it easy!

Lana: No! Leave him be droid! Do not terminate anybody here!

HK69: Disappointed statement: Oh, what a pity. I haven't killed anything in the last 3600 years, I must be having deprivation symptoms soon!

Drek (whispering): Lana, just let me know, and I'll unplug him from my battery!

Lana (whispering): No need to for now, but be ready, who knows...

HK69: Mockery: My sensors function at 96%, I could hear your speech from miles away, foolish organics! Thank you master for choosing not to have me deactivated! Allow me to kill something to repay your kindness!

Lana: There is no need to kill anything HK, okay? Just, stay put, any answer my questions if you may!

HK69: Disappointed statement: Oh master, can't I just kill something little? Like a swamp rat or something? Please, I was built to destroy lifeforms!

Lana: No HK, don't kill anything unless I tell you to! And please, answer my questions... Who was your previous master?

HK69: Statement: This data is locked in my memory core and blocked from sharing with anybody. But as my new master, I must be doing all I can to serve you, so I am allowed to answer it. Previous master was Master Valare, high ranking Sith assassin.

Ranvi: Sith assassin?!

Drek: Now I get it why I haven't seen your ship's model before! Special Sith **** model!

Lana: So... You were serving the Sith during the war?

HK69: Annoying clarification: Yes, what do you think, I was helping the Jedi with a Sith assassin as my master? The Jedi are boring and too pacifistic, they would have never designed an efficient **** droid as myself!

Ranvi: Lana, could you ask him to stop saying those statement things?

Lana: HK, don't give add your mood into your sentences please.

HK69: Sta... Alright master, if that pleases you, I will stop saying it.

Lana: Thank you HK, now... What was your mission?

HK69: We were sent to terminate a high ranking Republic senator escorted by a Jedi knight. The details were only given to Master Valare, I do not know any more. The mission failed as we were engaged in the space battle and didn't make it to the planet surface. We were **** to retreat to Korriban and ended up here, as parts of the engine exploded due to the damage, while we were in light speed.

Lana: I see... What has happened to your master after you crash landed?

HK69: I was stuck into the mud with trees falling on me any the ship. Master Valare managed to free herself with her **** abilities but... Soon she was captured.

Ranvi: Captured? By what or who?

HK69: There was a giant tree nearby, it grabbed her and did unspeakable things to poor Master Valare! She tried to resist it at first, but in time she was subdued by it completely! And I was **** to watch my master's demise from here, being stuck into the mud under a tree!

Lana: I can imagine what... Is that the last time when you have seen her?

HK69: Yes, the tree held her captive for at least a year, when my system shot down due to energy failure.

Ranvi: For one year?! How could that be possible?!

Lana: I assume your system must have been corrupted and felt a shorter time period as a year...

Drek: He speaks the truth, I have checked his memory core... His system was fully functional for one year before shutting down...

Ranvi: Unbelievable! We better not get caught by those trees!

Lana: You said the tree was here, right? I only see a giant tree over there, but... That is far away...

HK69: That tree! That was the one! It must have moved since...

Ranvi: Moved...? A tree...?

HK69: After the things that evil creature was able to do to poor Master Valare, it is the least that it could even move!

Drek: He has a point...

Lana: Great, so these trees could move too!

Ranvi (from the place HK pointed the tree used to be): Ehm... Lana... I think I have found Valare... Or, rather, what's left of her...

HK69: Master Valare lives?! Thank the programmer!

Lana (observing the skeleton Ranvi found): I am sorry HK, it seems you are stuck with me now... This is all that's left of her, I assume...

HK69: That can't be my previous master! She would have never been killed by a plant! I shall take a bioscan on those bones!

HK69 (after the bioscan): This can't be right! These are indeed the remains of Master Valare!

Drek: Look, I have found her lightsaber! Though, it doesn't work any more, it is filled with mud and too rusty to be activated.

Ranvi: Let me take a look at it Drek!

Lana: Collecting Sith stuff now, Ranvi?

Ranvi: No, I have learnt a few things from my sisters while I was here... If I touch things I could see the "memories" of them. What things were they used for, etc.

Drek: Really?! You have learnt all of thins in those 1-2 weeks you were staying here after we became knights of the order?!

Ranvi: My greater **** sensitivity allowed me to learn these magic techniques faster tan most.

Drek: My goodness, all I was doing back home was eating a lot!

Lana (thinking): I better not even mention what my first visit to Mandalore was like as an adult...