Ted( father ) POV

I sat down with my son Todd and I explained how genetically we come from

Very horny ancestry. All I can imagine given our luck that means everyone who has come before us either or did they went to hell. It is a weird feeling the sympathy pain in my junk imagining the ancestors each getting hit in their genitals, fire and axes and swords . So you feel each possible object that hit their pubic place! He experienced all of those .

“ fuhhh- fire?!” His crotch ablaze in his minds’ eye he suddenly in sang in soprano the Star Spangled banner