The Adventure Continues

You'd barely made it ten feet before Jess was ranting about, you guessed it, Em.

"That fucking bitch is dumber than she looks if she wants to cut in on our heat. Maybe if we're super lucky, she'll try to follow us and get lost like that guy in The Shining." Jess complained as you looked at her with a raised eyebrow.

"What, I watch horror movies?" She defended herself.

"I seem to recall that the last time we tried to watch a scary movie, you stayed under the blanket the whole time." You teased as the blonde smirked back.

"You didn't seem to mind what I was doing under that blanket at the time."

"Fine, just lay off Em okay. She's never been dumped before, and it's not as if I'm worse off now, not like she is at least." You tried to defend your ex, but it left you with a weird, twisted feeling in your gut.

"So, not my problem that she can't get the message." Jess spat out with vitriol as she walked off, leaving you with your thoughts and feelings.

By the time you'd caught up with her, she'd managed to find the gate and get it open. "Ha, turns out it ain't so hard after all." She teased as you mock pouted, falling back into the flirtatious rhythm.

"Aw, if you can do all this by yourself, then what am I here for?" You asked as Jess smiled, sidling up to you as she pulled you into her body, having to go up on tiptoes to reach your lips.

"To help warm me up and reach all those hard-to-reach places I just can't by myself." She purred into your ear, palming your manhood as she danced away, disappearing through the gate.

You chased after her, quickly overtaking her as you grabbed the blonde around the waist, swing her in a circle as she laughed.

The mood came to a stop as you both spotted some leftover pieces of crime scene tape, reminding you both that these woods could be a dangerous place.

"Well, that killed my mood." Jess mumbled as you approached the tape.

"I hope they're at peace now, I'd hate to think about if they got lost on the mountain." You whispered, as Jess comforted you with a small pat to the back.

"RRRaagggggghhhh!!!"

"The fuck was that?" You said, immediately pushing Jess behind you as you looked around.

"I think that was the signal for us to keep going before we up like Hannah and Beth." Jess supplied as you slowly nodded, moving forward once more, but with a bit more haste and less enjoyment.

That worry turned even more sour within minutes as you came across a fallen tree.

"Come on." You ordered as you reached a broke branch, pulling yourself up.

"Umm, Mike, there's no way I'm doing this, I can't even reach the bottom." Jess said as you spotted her attempting to jump up and catch the branch you did, but even when her fingers brushed it, she had nowhere near the strength to pull herself up.

"I can carry you on my back." You argued as Jess gave you a sarcastic look.

"As much as I love the idea of riding you, this isn't going to work. We're going to have to find another way around." Jess said, wandering off as you groaned, jumping back down as you tried to find where she went, only to get a major clue in the sound of her scream.

"Jess!" You yelled, racing in the direction of her voice, finding the opening to a cave as you ran inside, finding Jess face down in the dirt. "Oh my God, Jess are you okay?" You yelled down as she pushed herself up, whining in pain as she got to her feet.

"I'm fine, far as I can tell, I've still got all the important bits." She teased, momentarily pausing as she dusted off her chest and butt.

"Can you get out? Maybe if you pull that cart over to the wall, I can reach you." You offered as Jess considered it before pulling on the huge metal minecart, which barely budged with her strength.

"I can't do it, babe I need some help." She whined as you tried to think of another solution that didn't involve you jumping into the dark with her.

"Try to squeeze through the sides, maybe it has a handbrake on the other side." You offered as Jess looked at the tiny gap between the wall and cart.

"Mike, as much as I appreciate you thinking so highly of my physique, there's no way the girls are fitting through there." She complained as you ran out of ideas, jumping down with her.

"I suppose you're right, you're a bit of a shortstack." You agreed as Jess looked at you with an annoyed glare.

"Excuse me?" She said, which in Jess meant, 'You done fucked up son!'

"Jess, it's a compliment, you're like five feet tall and 100 lbs wet, which is the best times, and 20 lbs of that is your perfect tits and tight ass." You complimented, giving her a complimentary spank to the rear as she blushed.

"You're off by about five inches there, which worries me about later." She fires back as she stomps off, not meeting your gaze.