Your glorious medieval castle

As you fall asleep your mind becomes filled with visions of all the fantasy media you've consumed over your life. Larger than life castles, fantastic magical powers, and - of course, sexy beast men of all shapes and sizes. You always wished you could be a part of those mystical worlds when reading books and playing RPGs and maybe now you have your chance. Eventually your mind goes quiet as you finally sink into deep sleep.

You're rudely awakened by a ray from the morning sun that has managed to slip past the slight crack between the curtains and cast itself directly onto your face. You groggily open your eyes to see that everything has changed. Your room has transformed from a sad den of fantasy posters, books and figures to a cavernous chamber of luxury filled with opulent furniture, fine silks and furs, and large ego-boosting portraits of your massive royal form. You sit yourself upright on the giant pile of silken griffin-feather pillows in your colossal bed that feels too big even for your whale-like form. It's exactly like you always imagined and more.

You manage to climb out of the oversized bed that could easily fit three of yourself on and lumber over to the window to part the curtains. The sudden flood of light blinds you for a moment but when your eyes finally adjust you can confirm that it's not just your room that's changed, but the entire world. Out of the window, you look down not only on your glorious castle but also on the bustling town below and the sprawling fields of crops just outside the city limits and even further out you see a dragon take flight from one of the mountains along the horizon. As you watch all the people below going about their daily lives memories start to come back to you. You are the Great King ______ of Prosperity, and this is your kingdom, the land of Grasia. Known far and wide for having the most fertile fields and bountiful harvests among the Seven Lands along with some of the best food and biggest men you can find.

Your ruminations are interrupted by a knock on your chamber doors.

"Your Highness, are you awake yet? It's almost time for your morning feast."

You recognize this voice. It's Rodrick, your royal advisor and one of your most loyal companions. No doubt here to get you into your robes and brief you on the news of the day. Speaking of robes, you look down at your billowing gut and fat moobs and realize you're completely naked and standing in front of a wide window for all to see.

"Erh-" your voice cracks for a second and you clear your throat "Yes. You may enter."

The door clicks and slowly opens to reveal...