The cheapest

"I guess I'll just go with the handjob."

Irina nods. "That's a good choice. They'll probably understand that you're not trying to cheat them out of any money."

"Or maybe they'll think you're boring" Luciana says.

You wonder. Are you boring? You have a blank cheque here, and you're using it for a single handjob.

"Maybe I am."

Irina sighs. "Okay, tell you what. Why don't you pick out the nurse of your choice?"

"How many nurses are working here right now?"

"Many, but some are currently busy. Off the top of my head, we have me, Luciana." Luciana gives you a bored wave. "Sheila, Storm."

"Who's Storm?"

"Storm is a black transwoman. Her patients have been very satisfied by her."

You nod.

"Then Angelica should be free as well. But she probably isn't a good fit."

"What's she look like?

"She's black haired, gothic, wears a lot of makeup. But she's also not going to put a lot of effort into it. I wouldn't be surprised if she just goes on her phone."

Irina thinks.

"Sometimes my sister Sara volunteers here. She should be here today. But she's kind of nuts."

"There's also Pat, she's pretty butch if you like that." Luciana says.

You think.

"What about that woman who saved my life this morning? She was Asian. I can't remember her name. Does she work here?"

"I don't think so. I have no idea who you're talking about. Sorry."

Weird.