Shock (bad)

Tom's mouth went dry. A dick! Why does she have a dick? He thought back to his wish, "She would understand what it's like to be a man".

"Oh fuck." Tom muttered, his cock deflating like a punctured inner tube.

His wife didn't notice at first. "You look so sexy, Tom." she purred and gave her cock a stroke.

Tom's brain wasn't responding. He stood stuck in the doorway, absolutely unable to move.