Fairy

Turning over you immediately meet deadeye with a fairy. "You know we wouldn't have to go through this everyday if you just set a alarm on your phone like a normal person," she says.

"I.... uh.... I...." you try to stammer out but seems you are at a loss for words.

"I uh... der.. um... um..." she says mockingly whilst holding her hips staring at you in a disapproving way " do you mean sorry Fae? Sorry you have to wake my lazy ass up."

In utter disbelief you respond, "are you fucking with me?" Not that there weren't other more pressing questions you have, this was just the only one you could think of immediately.

"No?"

"Are you real?"

"Real as day.... is there something going on with you John?" She retorts now with slight concern on her face.

Staring at her you prepare your next question, however the shock of this possibly being a real situation dawns on you, causing you to pass out almost instantaneously.