Turn them into furniture

Sasuke wiped the sweat from his brow, that was close, and carrying these women inside wasn't too easy either.

"I have to hand it to you," He felt up 18's tits through her shirt, "You two were good. Nearly beat me too..." He rubbed his aching jaw, and frowned.

It's good to know that other universes have heavy hitters. That punch from 18 alone might be enough to rival Tsunade's. He might go back and give the busty Hokage a visit with his newfound recruits. She won't know what hit her.

But for now, he decided he should relax.

Before Chi-Chi could say anything, Sasuke paused her. He changed her channel until she became a pole. All her clothes vanished and she stood upright at attention with her hands over her head, mimicking a pole.

He then changed 18's channel to a stripper, and unpaused her. She began to dance around the ''pole'' and rubbed her ass against the naked Chi-Chi.

Sasuke wasn't done, he'd need something to rest on. He changed Bluma's channel, until she became a naked chair, she sat mid-air, and as if by magic, she was able to support his weight, and he felt her big naked tits pushing against his back like a pillow.

This was the life, from warriors to objects. This is what they get for falling in battle.