There's got to be another way

But I can't. Not with Jason. It would just be way too weird. But I've got to do something. Think dammit think. What a second. I've got it. "I know! How about you invite one of your friends around and I'll pretend to be your girlfriend." He gives me a quizzical look and starts to think it over. "Come on Jason, once they see that you've got a girlfriend that's one less thing you've got to worry about." Jason's face seems to soften as he's coming around to the idea. This will work! He'll get to pretend that I'm his girlfriend and even if they ask questions we're brothers. I already know everything about him. What could possibly go wrong?

"Alright. I guess that would work…" I give out a scream of joy and wrap him up in a hug. I'm so happy to be able to help him out. I give him a kiss on the cheek and then pull away to see his face going red. "Well, we've are 'dating' after all." Jason lets out a small laugh but still looks red in the face as he gets out his phone and starts typing away on it. I leave him to it and go to the bathroom to freshen up a bit. As soon as I walk in I am fixated on myself in the mirror. Damn! That pill was worth all the money I paid for it. I'm hot but also have a similar face to my old self. Not enough that you could tell it was me, or even that I looked like a sister. But some hypothetical sexy cousin or another distant relative. I adjust my hair to frame my face and even brush my teeth so that they feel nice and clean. I think about changing into some different clothes but I've only got other guys' stuff here and figure that there's no point.

My train of thought is interrupted as Jason calls out from the lounge. "Ricky is free now and is coming round in 20 minutes!" Shit. Now? I figured we'd have at least till tomorrow to prepare. It's not like there's anything I don't know about Jason but still… And did it have to be Ricky? He's definitely the worse of the lot. Bit of a weirdo and seems a bit sleazy too. On the plus side, if we can convince him then I'm sure this situation will die down a lot faster. I head back down to Jason and we do a quick rundown on couple's things. He seems a bit nervous but I manage to calm him down. "It's okay Jason. If he asks us something we're not expecting just follow my lead. Okay?" He nods his head and gives my hand a light squeeze. Cute. But the tender moment is cut short as we hear a sharp knock on the door. Looks like someone's here.